[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[mens-rights-activia]

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

[pissyelliott]

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

[tchannel]

[skincarehub]

The difference between artists meeting their fans.

[trashythingsgohere]

[queen-neyde]

[klubbhead]

[cisnowflake]

You’ve gone too far this time.

[light-reflector]

Imagine explaining this…the, the, the layers of MEME

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[roqo-deactivated20201013]

im in tears i can fucking FEEL elmo’s thoughts 

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[dancing-cockroaches]

that’s where i hang out with my bitches

[gay-tm]

I hate it when people ride my ass on the highway like please stop I’m a top

[totallynotgayce]

Please stop I’m a top

[royaling]

DJ Blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

‘Til we see the sunlight

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

too much water on this planet.

[diretumbling]

What’re you gonna do about it?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[quietemptydiariess]

To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before But I Didn’t Realise Because Of Compulsory Heterosexuality

[themoonsbeloved]

Okay but when will girls be praised for cleaning the whole house and cooking for the whole family and being organized and taking care of younger siblings/children the same way families praise their boys when they wash their own fucking dishes.