hi there!

im doing my best

[totallynotgayce]

oh yeah, that's why I don't go on Tumblr anymore

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

i follow this subreddit called r/chairsunderwater the whole sub is just chairs underwater its a great experience 

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

just some lads 

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

[gay-tm]

I hate it when people ride my ass on the highway like please stop I’m a top

[totallynotgayce]

Please stop I’m a top

[gay-tm]

I hate it when people ride my ass on the highway like please stop I’m a top

[totallynotgayce]

Please stop I’m a top

[royaling]

DJ Blow my speakers up

Tonight, I'ma fight

‘Til we see the sunlight

[scottpilgrimirl]

Tick Tock, on the clock

Cuz the party don’t stop, no

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[arachnid-abomination]

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

[teuer]

[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[tommypickles]

it was a simpler time

[girlbossjodiarias]

Honestly the way branding and glam squads have impacted the aesthetics of teen stars is really fucking mind-boggling.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

it’s kind of shocking actually now that i think about it  like?? i went to high school with a million and one girls who looked like this photo  and now look at like… zendaya or whoever  i literally just googled ‘teen choice awards 2004’ and all the women are in sundresses and jeans  compare that to ‘teen choice awards 2015’ when not a single one of them is wearing flats or any less than full makeup it’s wild (via @youbuiltcathedrals)

yes! this is something i think about a lot – i get really worried for tween girls nowadays. like, 10-15 years ago, even hilary duff and amanda bynes seemed really glamorous to me, and i can’t even imagine what it must be like now, being in middle school and having the teen stars who are marketed to you as role models being so PERFECT-looking on every level. coupled with youtube beauty bloggers, instagram, snapchat, all of these compounding factors that kind of reinforce that you can and should look perfect all the time. and then i sometimes see, like, obvious teen girls on their way home from school with false eyelashes on and it’s such a weird bummer. 

[lesbiain-deactivated20170309]

the effects of pedophile culture and femininity ^^

[cecaeliawitch]

my god they’re wearing pants

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

[staccatostark-deactivated201811]

wait how big are they then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

closer to pumpkins

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

that dog looks fucked I love him

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[blue-pixiedust]

Reblog for Fred and Daphne to get their money

[mangonetics]

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

[762nukem]

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

That would be Sandy Petersen.

[viesti3]

Nice

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

[xander-the-bastard]

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[agripinaafalls]

[365daysinalife]

Daniel Radcliffe:  Time Traveler

[maxanaxam]

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

[totallynotgayce]