i know nothing

diggy, 25, she/her, lesbian || wish I was Jared, 19

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[banglesandanklets]

NEVER STOP BELIEVING WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!

[arctik-fox]

[azulasminion]

Art by polluxery on twitter

[maribwil]

Did my balls hear a who because they are definitely horton rn #testicular torsion

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[ozempicofficial]

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[youwerethedefeated]

T as in Tobio Kageyama

[omghotmemes]

My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[higgsbison]

my beast is so damn charismatic we had to do it long-term nuclear waste warning style and make a universally understandable pictogram

[holdoncallfailed]

she was real as fuck for this honestly

[versacethotty]

her spill honestly

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[animentality]

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[phoen1xr0se]

This actually happened for me, after I shared this last time, so go ahead, go nuts ✨

[srapsodia]

merry chrysler! 🎄