I 1000% want to see Kaiser's worst sick experience
I would love, LOVE to see Kaiserâs worst experience being sick!!
I would LOVE to read more about both Bradley and Kaiserâs sickest experiences!
Here you are, guys. 3500 words of a miserable 17 year old Kaiser.Â
Spending two weeks in Cancun with his boyfriend and his boyfriendâs family was nothing less than a dream for Kaiser. His boyfriend, Gil, had suggested the trip to him last month, when he mentioned offhand that he was going to Mexico and thought maybe Kaiser would want to come. Of course, heâd readily agreed. He had family settled in Baja California and Mexico City, but heâd never been to the glimmering coast of Cancun.
Now, a week into the trip, Kaiser was having a blast. He and Gil had spent most of their time on the beach, swimming in the warm Caribbean water or basking in the sun. Kaiser soaking up a gorgeous tan, Gil covered head to toe in sunscreen. Their hands were discreetly interlocked as they laid on their towels. Every so often theyâd exchange a few words, but ultimately they were content to share silence and listen to the squealing of children running through the sand. Gilâs younger sister would periodically sprint by, being chased by her oldest brother, Cam. Kaiser could feel a sheen of sweat decorating his brow and lip, and he sat up.
âGil, you wanna go take a dip?â
Gil looked hazily up at him and narrowed his eyes. âNot really. You can.â
Kaiser sighed and pushed himself to his feet, shaking off the resulting head rush. âFine,â he huffed, âIâll be back in a few.â
Heâd woken up feeling heavy, but now, having soaked up all this sun, Kaiser felt like he was being dragged down by a sack of bricks. But the call of the water on his long-dried skin was more important, or so he concluded.
He finished his quick swim, feeling sluggish, and made his way over to where his boyfriend was lying.
The sun beating down on him was starting to become cumbersome, the heat making his head feel fuzzy.
âGil?â He said, concerned to find that his voice was near shaking.
Gilâs voice was disinterested and his arm was resting over his eyes.
âCan we go inside?â Kaiser muttered. Gil finally sat up and blinked the sun out of his eyes. Squinting against the glare, he looked up at Kaiser.
âAh, Iâm just really warm, Iâve got a headache.â
Gil sighed and stood up, brushing sand out of his hair and off of his still damp swim trunks.
âSure, letâs go back to the room. You look pretty tired.â
Gil grabbed Kaiserâs clammy hand and they trekked back to their hotel room. Gilâs family was loaded enough for Gil, Kaiser, along with Gilâs siblings to share their own room, so the place was dark and silent upon their arrival. Next door, Gilâs mom could be heard moseying around.
âYou wanna lay down?â Gil suggested, filling up a glass of water and handing it to Kaiser. He took it, and found that his hands were shaking. He brought the glass to his lips and took a tentative sip.
âI think I need to sleep. Got a little too much sun.â He admitted, rubbing his face with tired hands.
âOkay, well Iâm gonna go back out. Call or text me when you wake up,â Gil said, and then Kaiser was alone. He had to admit he was a little annoyed that his boyfriend of all people didnât want to stay with him, but they were on vacation. He should be having a good time. He changed into some sweatpants and a t-shirt. Settling into the large bed in the room was a blessing. He was exhausted and sluggish and just wanted to fall asleep. But he just couldnât get comfortable. There was an uncomfortable ache in the pit of his belly, and he thought back to the tamales heâd had for breakfast. Just the thought made his stomach gurgle and he curled up in the bed, finally managing to doze off.
When he awoke, Kaiser was disappointed to see only an hour had passed. It was only 2 P.M. The slight ache in his stomach, he quickly realized, had turned into a pressing urge to go to the bathroom. That must have been what woke him up.
Kaiser wanted to go find a bathroom somewhere in the resort so he wouldnât stink up the one in their room, but it had just become apparent that he needed to go now. With a sense of dread, he sat up and struggled to his feet. His stomach was making strange squealing noises and he stood up on shaking legs. It felt like heâd just finished an intense soccer game, and his legs felt like jelly. He staggered to the bathroom and struggled with the ties of his sweats. His hands were shaky and he fumbled with it for several seconds before managing to undo them. He pulled his pants down and planted himself on the toilet, wrapping a stabilizing arm around his belly as a slight cramp built up. Before he could even take a breath, a stream of semi-liquid shit thundered out of him, and he groaned. Biting his knuckles, Kaiser leaned forward and his eyes began to water from the burn. He was really regretting those tamales now. A blush rose to his cheeks. He really hoped this was a one and done event, or else he had no idea what he was going to do.
He stayed in there for another twenty minutes, Â and then stumbled out on shaking legs. Admittedly, his stomach did feel a bit better, but he noticed it was a little bloated under his palm. His ass hurt like a motherfucker and he was even more tired than he had been prior. He felt hot and stuffy, and just overall sick. Clearly the tamales hadnât agreed with him at all, and this was his bodyâs way of punishing him for his mistake.
After downing a glass of water, Kaiser laid back down to try and fall back to sleep. But he soon found his stomach rumbling under his palm once more. His intestines felt as if they were squeezing, and his stomach had begun to cramp a bit. Rubbing his belly was futile, and Kaiser stood up, ruefully resigning himself to another round of diarrhea.
As the second wave began, Kaiserâs head felt heavy and a grumbling in his chest alerted him to a new problem. He burped, thick and wet, and felt himself beginning to panic. There was no way in hell he was ready to get off the toilet, but the nauseous feeling that was steadily building inside of him was undeniable and called for immediate action. Looking around frantically, he saw a small wastebasket, empty, beside the toilet. Reaching down and scooping it up, he clutched it his chest and he felt his breaths quickening.
And then, as if it couldnât get worse, the door unlocked and clicked openâright as a loud retch grated up Kaiserâs throat.
âWhat the fuck? Kaiser?â Gilâs disgusted voice called out, and he muffled a sob.
âGil,â he heaved through the closed door, âI really donât feel good.â There was tears running down his face and he shuddered, completely humiliated.
Gil scoffed through the door. âNo kidding, it smells like shit in here.â
Kaiser sobbed and spit into the empty garbage as his bowels emptied themselves once more.
âDude. Nasty. Iâm getting my mom.â The door opened again and clicked shut, and Kaiser cried loudly. He was so unbelievably embarrassed.
About a minute passed while he spit uselessly into the trash, until the door opened again and there was a gentle knock on the bathroom door.
âKaiser, dear?â It was Gilâs mom. He continued to cry, he couldnât stop.
âGil said youâre not feeling good. Can I come in?â
Kaiser answered her question when a bout of wet flatulence interrupted the response he was going to give her. He whimpered loudly and burped miserably over the trash. He had no control over his body right now.
âAh,â she sighed in understanding. âIâm gonna wait on the balcony, okay? Come out when youâre finished and I can help.â
He made a noise of acknowledgement and a loud belch finally sent up a trickle of bile. Immediately following that was an outpouring of brown vomit and crap. Both ends, at the same time. This couldnât get worse.
His bowels were completely vacant, but he continued to burp up massive waves of vomit that spattered loudly into the trash. Through stream after stream of thick, chunky sick, Kaiser sobbed. He wanted to be home, in his own bathroom. He wanted his older brother to rub his back, or his mom. Hell, heâd even take Gil.
But he didnât have any of that. He was stuck, here in Mexico, with his boyfriendâs mom in a nice hotel room that smelled nothing like home.
Finally, finally, Kaiser felt finished, and he managed to clean himself up as much as possible. Exiting the bathroom with his can of sick in hand, he sat on the edge of the bed and shook feebly. His stomach was cramping, his mouth had chunks of puke in it, and he wanted to pass out.
He had his eyes closed and was swaying back and forth when he felt Gilâs momâs hand on his forehead.
âYou donât feel too warm, sweetheart.â She admitted, stepping back to think. âYou think youâve eaten something bad?â
âI ateânnnhgâI ate tamales, but G-Gil ate them too.â He stammered, clinging to the can as another wave of nausea coursed through him.
âMust be a virus. Iâm sorry Kai, letâs just get you comfortable. You need to hydrate.â
She walked over to the mini fridge and pulled out a water bottle, cracking the lid with a satisfying pop. She handed him the water and he shook his head vehemently.
âItâs gonna make me vomit,â he breathed out, taking deep breaths through his nose as his muscles tended and he prepared for what was to be another bout of vomiting. He burped a few times, blushing, but the nausea faded and he set the trash down.
âMaybe, but youâre gonna feel a lot better throwing up water than nothing at all and spending the night dry heaving.â She reasoned, and he sighed, accepting the liquid with shaking hands.
Carefully, Kaiser began to take tentative sips of the water, but it was so refreshing that he found himself taking gulps of the stuff before long.
âHey, slow down-â The woman didnât have time to finish her earning as Kaiser heaved up the water heâd just drunk with a deep, gurgling belch, all down the front of his t-shirt. Immediately, he picked up the can again and held it under his chin, heaving sobs wracking his muscular frame.
âWhereâs Gil?â He sniffed, and Gilâs mom assumed a guilty frown, averting her eyes.
âHeâs out with Cam and Marie,â she muttered, and Kaiser groaned into the receptacle he held.
âI want him.â He sniffed, and he saw the pitying look in her eyes when he opened his own.
âI donât know how comfortable heâd be with that. Heâs already asked to have you sleep in my room tonight.â
Kaiserâs chest clenched in hurt and a swell of anxiety. Puking and shitting his brains out in his boyfriendâs parents bathroom was even worse than what he was already doing.
âWhatever,â he rasped, narrowing his eyes. âIf you donât mind, Iâd like to handle this on my own for a few hours. Iâm sure Iâll feel better by tomorrow.â His tone now had an edge to it, and sensing his irritation, the woman quickly left the room after bedding him down with some water and pepto-bismol and calling cleaning service for new bin liners.
Even though he had calmed down considerably, his stomach wasnât in his throat, and he didnât feel like he was going to shit out his intestines, Kaiser was still incredibly uncomfortable. He really wanted to go smoke a cigarette right about now, but he had an inkling that it would not make him feel better. He opened up his Snapchat and opened up Tadhgâs contact. Aiming the camera at his face, he snapped a miserable looking photo and started typing away.
This just turned into the vacation from hell, he typed, and sent the picture. His best friend opened it in seconds and started typing back.
Kaiser turned onto his back as his belly rumbled.
Suffering the tummy bug produced by Satan.
Tadhg sent a picture of himself with a confused expression and the caption, âtummy bugâ lmao. Seriously though, thatâs ass. Snap me if you need anything.
Kaiser couldnât be bothered to respond, and he tossed his phone to the side. With nothing else to do with his hands, he started to run them up and down his swollen stomach slowly. He picked up his bottle of water, and, having learned his lesson, took tentative and small sips of the refreshing liquid. It felt so nice going down his throat, and he sighed in relief.
Soon enough, however, he felt his belly beginning to gurgle, and he forced himself to the bathroom. He emptied himself rather quickly this time, and flopped back onto his stomach.
The pressure of the bed on his bloated abdomen forced out a sizeable burp from between his lips that brought with it a mouthful of sick. He closed his mouth just in time to avoid it spilling out, and hoisted his newly clean trash can onto the bed, curling around it like a koala as he let out the mouthful. He stared into the plastic liner with resentment burning in the back of his eyes, as if it had done something to personally offend him. His back arched forward and he buried his head in the trash as his stomach cramped, loudly retching up a mouthful of water and stomach acid. He had nothing left to empty, and he set the can off to the side.
Kaiser laid back against the headboard and tried to rub the cramps out of his belly, tears rising to his eyes after he was hit with a particularly painful one. Was this how his little sister felt on her period? He couldnât imagine that. Slowly lowering himself onto his side, he pressed his face into the pillow and pulled the blankets over himself; the air conditioning was a little too intense for his liking. He wasnât quite asleep when three chattering voices entered the room. It wa Gil, Cam, and Marie. Kaiser decided to remain in his position, too annoyed to greet them.
âShit. I told mom to get him out of here.â
Kaiser flinched. That was Gilâs voice.
Cam spoke next. âHeâs your boyfriend, you should be helping out.â
He smiled at that. Heâd always rather liked Cam. He was a reasonable guy, and was always nice to him.
âNo, itâs disgusting.â
Gil again. Heâd had enough. Sitting up suddenly, Kaiser was about to give his boyfriend a piece of his mind when he got a terrible head rush. He clapped a hand to his mouth as he felt his stomach in his throat and looked up gratefully when Cam handed him the trash.
But Gil wasnât sympathetic. âI donât want to sleep in the same room as a sick person.â
âDude,â Cam snapped as tears rose to Kaiserâs eyes, âYouâre being an asshole.â
Around this time he stopped paying attention to the ensuing argument and burped once, twice, before coughing up a large wave of cloudy liquid that splashed loudly into the bin. Â
âWell if you wanna deal with it, feel free, Iâm moving to Mom and Dadâs room.â Gil spat, collecting his things and leaving the room quickly.
Kaiser continued to vomit in the coming minutes, half of it just sour bile. He could hear Marie jump onto her bed, and he looked up briefly to see the 10 year old plugging in her headphones, shooting him a sympathetic glance. Cam was shuffling around in the bathroom, and Kaiser rested his forehead on the rim of the bin, heaving for breath.
The pattern continued for much of the night. The siblings left him alone apart from the occasional encouragement to drink some water. He decided to forgo eating anything for dinner, even toast, and instead fell asleep.
Kaiser actually managed to sleep for a few hours before he awoke to a harsh cramp in his belly. He sighed and sat up, quietly making his way to the bathroom as quickly as possible in the darkness. He closed the door behind him and flipped the lights on. Pulling his sweats and boxers down, he sat on the toilet and strained. But after a thin stream of watery diarrhea, he couldnât produce anything despite the way his belly was seizing. It hurt so bad that he felt tears rising to his eyes once more. All that was coming out was gas, and he whimpered in embarrassment, feeling his face burning as he buried it in his hands and leaned forward until his chest touched his trembling knees.
He felt his stomach clench again, but he knew he was empty. He was so nauseous too, but he knew for sure nothing would be coming out of that end. He had been wrung dry.
He quietly cleaned himself up, sniffling as he settled back into bed. He felt awful for making Gil angry and inconveniencing his boyfriendâs family. He passed out after a few minutes of tossing and turning.
After that, he managed to last until morning. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was buried in regret. His throat was so dry he felt he could hardly swallow, and his head was swimming. At least his stomach wasnât killing him. Kaiser sluggishly picked up his phone and looked at the time. It was half past noon. On the end table, there was a glass of water and a piece of toast. There was a text message from several hours ago. It was from Gil.
Hey, brought you some toast, try and eat. Family and I are going on a tour, will be back late. - Gil
Kaiser felt his chest bubbling with rage. The whole family, his boyfriend included, had just left him? Left him, miserably ill, in a foreign country, with nobody to help him. He was so tired and worn out that he couldnât help but cry a little, and he turned the tv on to a random channel. It was just white noise for him to relax to.
Picking up the piece of toast begrudgingly, Kaiser picked up his phone and started texting Tadhg as he nibbled on the bland toast. It felt disgustingly grainy as he forced it down his throat, and he was forced to drink a few sips of water periodically to force it all down. It settled like an uncomfortable lump in the back of his throat. He wasnât particularly nauseous at the moment, but he sure wasnât optimistic.
Kaiser was startled by his phone blaring his ringtone loudly. Tadhg was FaceTiming him. He picked up, cringing at the static while Tadhg adjusted his phone.
âHey,â He croaked, alarmed at how hoarse his voice was.
Tadhg forwent a greeting and instead asked, âHow you doing, buddy?â
Kaiser groaned, âif I puke on call, you canât get mad okay?â
Tadhg laughed at that and held his hands up. âYou know how many times Iâve seen you puke? Youâre such a damn lightweight.â Kaiser scoffed and winced as his stomach grumbled.
âYou wonât be laughing when you die of cirrhosis. I donât know how you drink so much and still donât get a hangoverâ With that, he leaned back and turned his head to the side, a rather loud belch bursting from him unexpectedly.
âYou good?â Tadhg said, his eyebrows furrowed in concern.
âMm,â Kaiser grunted, and he rolled onto his side, wrapping his arm around his stomach. He could feel the toast sitting in the back of his throat still, but he wasnât quite at the point of throwing up yet.
âThey all went on some tour shit. Left me with a note, nothing else. Iâm pissed,â Kaiser spat, rubbing his hand across his stomach gently.
âWhat the? Man, I told you I donât like Gil. He doesnât deserve you.â
Kaiser scoffed, âOh, havenât heard you say that five thousand fucking times.â
âReally though,â Tadhg started, adopting a much more serious tone, âI really donât like this guy. Youâve been together five months and he still wonât let me be seen in public with you because he gets so jealous.â
Kaiser had intended to respond, but he felt his meager breakfast rising in his throat and reached for the trash, which had been cleaned out at some point. He didnât even have to strain for the toast to splatter back into the garbage can, and he cursed under his breath.
âOh, buddy, Iâm sorry,â Tadhg said, and even from a country over, Kaiser felt more comforted by the boy on his phone than he had by anyone thus far on this hell trip.
He held up a finger as his sour stomach cramped, and he groaned. âIâll be back.â
He spent much of that day on the toilet with his head in the trash, and the day after that one too. He had just begun to recover when Gilâs family announced they were leaving early to get him home.
Maybe he should have felt guilty. Maybe so, but all Kaiser felt was sweet, sweet relief.