[29/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
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[29/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
So I am in a wedding party where I am the best man and very close with both the bride and the groom. This means I was part of both the bachelor and bachelorette parties, on subsequent weekends. To give you an idea of how those respective experiences were, here is a general summary of the conversations I had on the following Mondays when asked about my weekend: “So how was the Bachelor party?” “Good, I was a little hung over Sunday morning but nothing a cup of coffee couldn’t fix, and there was very little clean up!”
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“So how was the Bachelorette party?” “Well, we don’t think my knee needs surgery but I’m gonna be in a brace for a bit. Broke my oath about not drinking liquor out of a bowl ever again though, so that’s on me. Also luckily we aren’t being billed for the shattered glass door! No idea what I’m gonna do with all these one dollar bills though…”
One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had.
It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!
So if you didn’t know that…now you do
Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke
if you were a drink what would you be
everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords
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This is the one
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is this…shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.
So I’m at a library in a town I don’t live in to spend time with my nieces and I go to the bathroom and see this sign.
They turned their old card catalog into free supplies people can discretely take on their own.
This is the coolest thing ever, a great way to help people without making them ask, and an amazing reuse of a the card catalog. I’m seriously about to cry I love it so much.
That’s amazing!
[Image description 1: A printed flyer. The text on the flyer reads:
Need a tampon? Struggle to get hygiene products at home? Visit APL's Comfort Cabinet, located in the card catalog between the Indiana Room and Adult Fiction Offering free: Tampons/Pads/Liners; Deodorant; Toothbrushes/Toothpaste; Combs; and more! Take what you need, no questions asked. End ID 1]
[Image description 2-4: Three images of an old card catalog. The labels on the drawers have been replaced with the name of the item inside, like “toothpaste,” “dry shampoo,” “mouthwash,” “pads,” “combs,” etc. One image shows the open “toothbrushes” drawer, filled with at least 8 individually wrapped toothbrushes. End ID.]
okay im back, thanks for waiting, i just had to commit an act of senseless violence to satisfy a primal urge in me that i do not understand and cannot resist, what were you saying before?
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
There’s power in telling yourself ”no we don’t do that anymore” in response to self destructive urges.