Xuebing Du
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titsay

shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
untitled
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi

if i look back, i am lost
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle

pixel skylines
Peter Solarz

#extradirty
Stranger Things

oozey mess
official daine visual archive
EXPECTATIONS
we're not kids anymore.
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@bangtans-ass
i had a dream last night that they made a live-action r*verdale-style reboot of phineas and ferb and it looked like this
“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible
“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad
“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read
Credit: @sharkycomix
“Blossom smiling for the camera.”
Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz
The Great Gatsby enters the public domain in 2021. If at least one of us doesn’t have an unauthorised sequel ready to publish on January 1st at 12:01 sharp, I will be very disappointed.
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
my asshole shrinked when I saw that
Why is this so funny
#op didn’t take the opportunity to complete the joke by capitalising I and making l lowercase
why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz
Cause it fucking slaps next question
BTS Reaction: You being needy while they’re in the studio
(a/n: my reactions have been so bad lately i’m sorryyy i hope this is good though! 💞)
Kim Seokjin:
“Baby pleeeease come home. I need you.” You texted him.
He’s been in the studio all week preparing for the comeback and you needed him, bad.
“Not now. Be patient baby, and I’ll reward you later tonight. Be good for me.”
Min Yoongi:
Yoongi’s phone was going off like crazy with texts from you, all asking him to come home. He had to stop what he was doing just to call you.
“Y/n, if you don’t stop I’ll have to punish you. If you need me so bad, I’ll be home in an hour. I expect to see you on the bed in your lingerie when I get home, okay?”
Jung Hoseok:
You were sending very revealing photos to Hoseok as he was in the studio for so long and you were getting impatient. He just finished recording a song for the comeback so he snuck off to make a quick phone call to you.
“Baby if you don’t stop teasing me with these photos you’ll be begging me to touch you later. And believe me, I won’t give in so I suggest you be good for me and I promise I’ll make you feel good later.”
Kim Namjoon:
“Daddy please… I need you 💋.” You smirked as you sent the text along with a risky photo of you in new lingerie.
He almost immediately responded, obviously affected by the message he received.
“Kitten, you know I don’t like being teased. When I get home I want to see you ready for me on the bed. I hope you’re not too fond of that lingerie because it’ll be ripped off you soon.”
Park Jimin:
You were sending Jimin numerous nsfw texts trying to get his attention. He’d been working so hard for the comeback but it’s been a while since you two had been intimate.
“You’ve been so stressed, baby. I can help with that..” you sent with a picture of you wearing next to nothing. This got his attention.
“I’ll be home in 10 minutes. Be ready for me, baby.”
Kim Taehyung:
Taehyung didn’t like being away from you, especially when you needed him like this. He loved to please you and being in the studio was the last place he wanted to be.
“Just a little longer, kitten. I’ll be home soon and we can have some fun ;)” he texted you.
Jeon Jungkook:
Jungkook was usually rather shy when it came to sex, but seeing as you both had been away from each other for so long due to him being away for the comeback, he wasn’t so patient. It was when you send a nude selfie that he lost it. As soon as he got the chance to sneak off for a minute to be alone, he texted you,
“You’re in for it now, baby. When I get home you better be in the bedroom with your clothes off.” He smirked as he hit ‘send.’ “Oh, and don’t plan on walking tomorrow ;)”
180409 Jimin’s Tweet
起 촬영 에피소드 사진 🤣👍
#JIMIN #LOVE_YOURSELF起_WONDER #EP3 pic.twitter.com/ZQNtm7otzW
起 Filming Episode Photos 🤣👍
#JIMIN #LOVE_YOURSELF起_WONDER #EP3
Trans cr; Denise @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
Trevor: So I’m just gonna grab a healthy breakfast…
MacLaren: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Trevor: It’s a breakfast burrito…of sorts.
~Bonus~
Trevor: It has the word “fruit” in it.
MacLaren: Sure does. *throws into trash*
family ♡
Jin + 😏😏😏