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drops-of-universe

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

depsidase

demigoddessqueens

Astarion invented romance, he said so himself

jewishsora

shoutout to this communist rat I found in the cellar of Sharess' Caress.

passionesolja

Still can’t get over how beautiful Astarion is. Like goddamn

elementalwife

haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public

hickeygenderarchive

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

cartethyia-fleurdelys

"I'll help you find a way to walk in the sun again." "You-do you think it's possible? I suppose there's a chance. And if there's a chance, no matter how small, I'm going to take it."

egberts

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

kaibascorpse

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

I kept thinking about this image at work and literally had to hide in the bathroom until I stopped laughing. Because of mental illness among us

blanketghosts3

Me in my room when

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hotvampireadjacent

vraxhis-visceris

We got "Vampirism is a curse and I care too much for you to burden you with it." Now manifesting for season 4 "If I turn you you'll have no more reason to stay"

books-in-order

Golden Retriever Service Dog Learns to Wear PPE so He Can Work in the Lab with His Owner. … Sampson, dressed in goggles and a lab coat, is the first-ever canine to be granted access to a chemistry laboratory at The University of Illinois.