[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[sacred-portal]

[wexleresque]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast

[heroineimages]

I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.

[kmarx]

[yaoiboypussy]

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

[yaoiboypussy]

Please can transphobes stop gatekeeping the tboys with massive breasts who wear glam makeup . Plsss tell me where you met these people . They sound awesome .

[queerautism]

Transphobes trying to create a caricature of a trans person, every time: Okay so imagine this extremely hot cool person right-

[griffinswings]

these tags deserve to be on the post

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[heavymead0w]

Forever finding new holes in my mom's favorite sweater

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[typhlonectes]

[flowerytale]

Susan Sontag, from As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks 1964-1980

[justsomeguycore]

#mycorner #mymonstrousneeds

[eclogues]

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

[localairport]

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[papayajuan2019]

the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in