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✈️Updates from your local airport✈️

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

[airplaner]

It only took me forever 😁

[tfemflightinstructor]

HOOORAYYYYYYY

[localairport]

This is important tumblr planeposting lore

[localairport]

Damn right you did

[localairport]

Ohnyeab uh pride.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Give us money 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[localairport]

Look we have a gay airplane on staff. So inclusive. Tee hee. We didnt ask if it wanted to be all over our pride adverts but here it is anyway.

[localairport]

Ohnyeab uh pride.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Give us money 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[localairport]

Bobomb Brand wireless headsets will no longer be sold in the departures lounge.

[depsidase]

[skystormfly]

@localairport

[localairport]

Sigh.

[perplexingly]

I went to the airport too early and need to waste ~2hrs, anyone wants to chat? 🥹 How's everyone doing, what was the last yuri comic you've read, did you visit any interesting monasteries lately? Any interesting theatre plays you've seen?

[localairport]

One never arrives at the airport too early. Merely in time to visit the overpriced bookshop can cafe.

[tfemflightinstructor]

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

[localairport]

I love being the bastion of aviation misinformation here and also on the depratures boards.

[tfemflightinstructor]

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

[ps5better]

local bastion of aviation knowledge, what do you think of bush flying?

[tfemflightinstructor]

I want a taildragger endorsement and flying backcountry is super cool and super fun. Or so i think ive never done it

[localairport]

Bush flying is life.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

planes look so cute and demure when they're rolling around on the ground instead of flying

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

@localairport

[localairport]

Rolling, while a natural behavior can also be a sign of stress due to inadequately long runways!!! It can be cute but it can be a sign of serious underlying issues!

[airplaner]

Model plane

Based on this little guy I found at a flea market once

[localairport]

We have got to keep normal pornography off this website.

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[airplaner]

Keep gambling

[moat-of-dust]

the only thing I’ve thought in the past three days is airplane ✈️. I can no longer interact with normal people.

[localairport]

Hello and welcome to localairport

[localairport]

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to fly through you again Because a beacon softly beeping Lined us up while I was seeking And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the local airport

In restless dreams, I flew alone Narrow beams below us shone 'Bove the halo of a street lamp I turned my throttle from the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the localairport

[localairport]

And in the parking lot, I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People blogging without speaking People liking without listening People writing songs that voices never shared And no one dared Disturb the local airport

"Tower am I clear to land?" Engines like a lion roar Filled with fuel that I might teach you Lowered the flaps that I might reach you But my words, like silent raindrops fell And echoed in the local airport

And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming Then the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the cockpit wall; WARNING STALL" And whispered in the local airport

[localairport]

Visit Original Link

[localairport]

We have been informed of persistent rumors about a terminal three. We would like to kindly remind you that there is no such thing as terminal three and there never was.