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✈️Updates from your local airport✈️

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[the-fisher-queen]

@localairport

[localairport]

Hm. How famous.

[airplaner]

LGBT colors on planes (Lockheed Gulfstream Boeing Tupolev)

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

[airplaner]

It only took me forever 😁

[tfemflightinstructor]

HOOORAYYYYYYY

[localairport]

This is important tumblr planeposting lore

[localairport]

Damn right you did

[localairport]

Ohnyeab uh pride.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Give us money 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[localairport]

Look we have a gay airplane on staff. So inclusive. Tee hee. We didnt ask if it wanted to be all over our pride adverts but here it is anyway.

[localairport]

Ohnyeab uh pride.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Give us money 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[localairport]

Bobomb Brand wireless headsets will no longer be sold in the departures lounge.

[depsidase]

[skystormfly]

@localairport

[localairport]

Sigh.

[perplexingly]

I went to the airport too early and need to waste ~2hrs, anyone wants to chat? 🥹 How's everyone doing, what was the last yuri comic you've read, did you visit any interesting monasteries lately? Any interesting theatre plays you've seen?

[localairport]

One never arrives at the airport too early. Merely in time to visit the overpriced bookshop can cafe.

[tfemflightinstructor]

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

[localairport]

I love being the bastion of aviation misinformation here and also on the depratures boards.

[tfemflightinstructor]

I love being a bastion of general aviation knowledge here on tumblr

[ps5better]

local bastion of aviation knowledge, what do you think of bush flying?

[tfemflightinstructor]

I want a taildragger endorsement and flying backcountry is super cool and super fun. Or so i think ive never done it

[localairport]

Bush flying is life.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

planes look so cute and demure when they're rolling around on the ground instead of flying

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

@localairport

[localairport]

Rolling, while a natural behavior can also be a sign of stress due to inadequately long runways!!! It can be cute but it can be a sign of serious underlying issues!

[airplaner]

Model plane

Based on this little guy I found at a flea market once

[localairport]

We have got to keep normal pornography off this website.

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[airplaner]

Keep gambling

[moat-of-dust]

the only thing I’ve thought in the past three days is airplane ✈️. I can no longer interact with normal people.

[localairport]

Hello and welcome to localairport