disciple of pedante

charlie (he/him) aka ben chillbond. human writer, quiet weeper, all-day sleeper, headcanon reaper formerly @citizenassassin on twt, more about me -> here <-

[valicelavidad]

this came to me in a dream

[valicelavidad]

GREAT my housemate walked in on me having a meltdown and now is demanding I give her my mum’s number as if having more people on my case is going to make me less overwhelmed right now

[maxxie-or-smth]

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

[valicelavidad]

actually tempted to go offline for the foreseeable because almost every post I’ve seen has made me want to block the person posting it

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I actually don’t like anything at all including other people, especially if they are happy or excited

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i know it's probably the Factors and also my disorganised state of being but wow this week has been shit as hell

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[danixlo]

When your autocorrect corrects you from "the finest minds of England" to "the finest shyts of England"

[valicelavidad]

does anyone actually enjoy playing hollow knight? it makes me so fucking furious

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i cannot conceive of how this can be enjoyable but I’m glad people like it because visually it is lovely

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does anyone actually enjoy playing hollow knight? it makes me so fucking furious

[valicelavidad]

since the school trip where my spanish teacher poured his water bottle over his head to cool down i've wanted to do that and wow it really does feel good for about a minute before you realise that unless you aim it right you look like you've pissed everywhere

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[clfoset-rat]

i cannot explain in words just how much he looks exactly like his mii in this photo. like it’s generally accurate but this shot specifically. photo of all time.

[valicelavidad]

I need to ascertain exactly how deeply the average person I know hates themselves because if it turns out they all do then I must have either hatemyself+ or I’m just weak and need to be culled

[valicelavidad]

so glad that I’m forgettable enough among people I consider friends that my absence goes unnoticed

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love not being told about activities and then receiving pictures of friends all hanging out there that’s such a great feeling. oh and now you’ve seen me read the message you know I’m still here so you’re giving me live updates? gosh, how generous.

[charl0ttan]

protip if youre growing up with an authority figure who freaks out on you when you fuck up you can learn to get preemptively anxious and stressed and then just keep doing that your whole life 👍

[valicelavidad]

so glad that I’m forgettable enough among people I consider friends that my absence goes unnoticed