Simping for Misha's 3A

A collection of the weirdest athletes in sports 18 | she/her | bi🏳️‍🌈 | Known as Jay

[banksyhall]

Rules for requests

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!!!

Masterlist

No NSFW, I don't feel comfortable doing that.

No requests for people under 18. It feels weird writing for a child.

I can do headcannons for recent figure skaters, both male and female, but if you want to request someone from a while ago you can. It will just take me longer because of research.

I am extremely slow with updating but I always prioritise any requests I have over writing that wasn't requested.

Skaters I will NOT write about:

- Daniel Grassl

- Shoma Uno

[syvyns]

HOOLLYYY SHIT ITS REAL HE’S GOING TO GRESINI

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[ray935sworld]

[cbartonscoffee]

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Remaining time: 2 days 46 minutes

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

[fictionalsimp09]

okay, this was pretty hard lol

what explains the most?

british (specifically english)

oldest "daughter"

spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated

my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps

everyone thinks i have autism

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else

[ravenwordsx]

which explains the most :3

heart problem* (read below)

at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me

i'm a poet

at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason

i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o

the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated

oldest daughter syndrome

obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12

unrestricted internet access as a kid

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all

...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween

npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

i don't really have that much fun lore😭

which one explains the most?

when i was 4 i banged my head open on the edge of a wall while running around*

lied to my bsf for abt a year that i had a gay cousin& he had a bf for pure fun

my gay awakening was Mal from descendants & apple and darling's kiss from EAH

knew my father had an affair since '17-'18, my family only found out in '20-'21

my 'first girlfriend' was a girl i met on Roblox who ghosted me after 8 months**

oldest daughter 🫩

i wanted my (then) unborn brother to be named after a parrot

i dressed up as a fuckass peacock in 2nd grade for a competition

my first fic was ATYD (audiobook) and i kept replaying it for months on loop

had a disturbingly intense gacha life phase during lockdown

the only family ive come out to is my aunt who keeps forgetting im gay😭

woke mom knows i like yaoi but hasn't connected the dots yet

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

*now i have a scar running through my right eyebrow & another tiny one right above my lip (it would've been a long scar running through the entire side of my face had i hit it from a slightly different angle.)

**children, do NOT do this.

npt: @moonyswarmsweaters @siriusly-insane @very-gay-poet @falling-stars-dont-go-far @aelia-posts @avorthuades @equippedtolove @isalikescherriesandblue @starcroww @sspadfoot @fortuna-majoris

[fortuna-majoris]

Okay, so here is some of my lore

what makes you go, 'oh yeah,I can totally see you doing this'

I wrote a 30 page essay defending feminism when I was in 8th

I described my crush's crush better than I described him in unsent love letters

I finished the Hunger Games (the book) in one day

I decided that I wanted to be a lawyer after watching Legally Blonde in 8th

My favourite place to sit in class is first row, middle seat

I was 'scarily calm' when my best friend called me toxic in public

I survived an entire day on just 1 maggi, 250ml coffee and 1L water*

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

*don't do this kids, it isn't healthy

Tags: @infinityinakiss @silvernitrate03 @dreamsofnightmares2035 @healyshealinghands @topofoff @hazlehoff @bondnamesthejames @letters-i-threw-in-the-fire

[infinityinakiss]

aw wait this is so fun

which piece of lore explains me the most?

my mother supposedly dropped me down the stairs when i was a baby

i was a competitive dancer. like whole shebang.

i was really obsessed with sfx (monster) makeup when i was 12.

oldest daughter/glass child syndrome

once got a "future wine mom" award

figured out i was gay in fifth grade and said "eh that's a later problem"

did almost strangle my bsf when pms-ing (we were playing uno)

when i was 8, the only music i had on my computer was a shakira album.

have been told i drive like a masc lesbian

Voting ended onJun 30

tags: @nycscribbler @b1lezy @kingspartan143 @happierthanjames @fountainofthought @wlwnba hi fam! @kaitlynschen @hoes4pazzi @lost-gp @lostintheflops @kaafiweird @jellybean1657 @dappledlights-world @soph1asticated+ anyone else!

[lost-gp]

my lore isnt that interesting but here we go :)))

what piece of lore makes you go "huh that why you are the way you are"

my twin brother almost killed me by pushing me into the deep end of a pool

my dress once caught on fire and ppl only noticed when a stray dog barked at us

met kohli on a school trip didnt ask for a autograph so not to 'ruin' my journal

might have a partial torn acl rn but cant be bothered to do sm about it

have really bad social anxiety but love performing (mainly dancing) on stage

realised i was gay at a bball comp when a senior checked on me after a bad foul

was told i looked straight and later a girl said i was the most obvious fem ever

i played tennis, track, archery 'competitively'

Voting ended onJun 30

tags: @quo-rta @miklii @rqulmqck @f1dumpsterobssesion @fabiochampioraro @ellearts @calebexists + anyone else that wants to join :)

[rqulmqck]

Tysm for the tag <33

What piece of lore makes you go "oh that explains it"

i broke bones on the left side of my body once every two years before I was 10

brother once hit me over the head with a metal shovel. and a plastic lightsaber

i drive with the ego of a man

i wrote a 5 page essay about being queer in english when I was like 15

my favorite movies when I was younger were Die Wilden Kerle. Maxi was my fave

i was a dsmp (tommy & purpled) fan

oldest daughter

as a kid I was always told I was too loud and talked too much

doctor said to never get me an adhd diagnosis cause I was just an energetic kid

having all the family illnesses passed down to me

Voting ended onJun 30

@miklii @dark-nymph3t @imetsixclownsinaparkinglot @whoregaylorenzo @raging-on-a-sunday @y0-0nah @syvyns

[raging-on-a-sunday]

thank u so much for the tag @rqulmqck, I had sm fun

What piece of lore explains the most?

I used to have pet toads

I studied maths at uni for a year hiding that I am really bad at maths

when choosing a dog breed I chose a hairless peruvian dog with hair

the only time I got drunk I spent the night chatting with a cat at a wedding

I can build furniture using wood (debatable if they're safe)

whole family suspected I had Asperger's but I wasn't "talented enough" to check

eldest daughter biblically jealous of younger sibling's natural talents

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

tagging: @jellie-sto-helit, @ghuuraba, @banksyhall, @44montoya, @requinmarin073, @neverendsss (but no pressure at all <3)

[banksyhall]

Tysm for the tag <3

what piece of lore explains the most

only child and socially anxious

only patriotic about my country's sports fans, not the teams (scottish)

I broke the same leg twice before I was 3

currently have around 100 unread books in my room

First f1 race I watched was French gp 2022 and became a ferrari fan

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

@trackietrac @thenerdysimp @amethyst-and-bloodstone @sssunflowersmiles

[court-of-saturn]

Who wants to come bomb Ducati and KTM with me?

[banksyhall]

Positives as a scotland fan:

1. We didn't finish last in the group

2. We won a game

3. We made the Americans like us more than they like the english

[miklii]

AI OGURA FIRST WIN BABYYYY

[banksyhall]

Marc needs to lock in and win cause he can't let his marclings show him up

[klaralikesbikes]

He bounce!

[trackietrac]

oh how i miss my little guy

[motogpconvert]

what’s the bet this was a joke about something they told pecco when he complained about rear tyre degradation

[banksyhall]

🎶 our defence is shit (our defence is shit)

our defence is shit (our defence is shit) 🎶

[gladiatormel]

ducati getting everything out at once it seems

[charredasperity]

Girls don't want diamonds or jewelry, girls want Hypno-Disc from the hit TV show Robot Wars

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[banksyhall]

WE WON A WORLD CUP GAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO