Calling After Me

Baby, how fucked is that?

[banquetmaid]

This is a sideblog for homestuck fictives. We are bodily 21+. We are doubles and sourcemates friendly. Since it's a sideblog we cannot send asks or follow back. Typing quirks will not be used to help things to be simple to read.

Alter introductions below

Damara: She/Her. Very vulgar and not particularly friendly. She can be over familiar but if she likes you she's pleasant to be around. Hopefully she will not be using this blog much. Tag: text bubble

Jadesprite: She/Her Very emotional and may be hard to talk to but is likely to front for longer periods of time than the others here. Tag: woof woof

Kanaya: She/Her. Often fronts when we have trouble staying awake during the day. Tag: Rainbow Rambles

Meulin: She/Her. Energetic and excitable. She enjoys fandom related things involving anything we like. May babble a lot. Tag: Feeling Meowsy

Porrim: She/Her. Tends to handle more serious discussions. But she's still willing to chat with anyone who wants to speak to her. Tag: porrim ponders

RoboAradia: She/Her. She's not the friendliest to talk to and can be quick to anger. But do not hesitate to try and converse with her as well. I'm sure she'd enjoy it. Tag: Wires and Bolts

Rose: She/Her. Called Roslyn I am still adjusting to having recently woken up so forgive me if I seem off. I'm rather happy to speak to anyone. Thank you for your time. Tag:tentacle talks

We follow from @festivefragrance

[banquetmaid]

Chances are if you've ever said, "I used to think I had narcolepsy but I don't fit the symptoms" you have entirely been mislead about the symptoms and are also unaware of type 2 narcolepsy as it is never spoken about. you'll more than likely look into it and go, "Oh! That's me."

[lesbonoi]

reccomendations for when youre So fucking tired all the time it makes uou feel like crying. i take vitamins and ive tried melatonin and sleeping pills and i got blood work done and it came back fine. should i just blow myself up ?

[lesbonoi]

im sure excercise would gelp but i am literally too tired to move and im yawning so much i can barey breathe

[banquetmaid]

Take a poke around this website, you two.

There's lots of sleeping disorders that are undertalked about. I'd advise looking into narcolepsy but not type 1, the one you see in media. Look specifically into type 2.

It won't show on bloodwork and sleeping pills will rarely help. In order to diagnose it a sleeping test is necessary.

[banquetmaid]

There is a celebrity singer who's title starts with Lady who constantly gets praised for her work in the queer community to the point it's overlooked how she is an absolute raging zionist.

[banquetmaid]

Happy 4/13

[banquetmaid]

Sometimes I think about filling out those "What do you not eat" because someone asked me to once. But I have arfid so that'd be a a waste of time.

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

theres a lot of different opinions on new leaf vs new horizons but i will say you kind of cannot overlook that new horizons lets you be black

[banquetmaid]

I hate to tell you all this but women are perfectly capable of being freaks and making disgusting content. That doesn't mean they're marketing it towards men.

[banquetmaid]

I don't really care about "stolen notes"

It's the new formatting that's awful. Making every rb look like its own post makes it look like posts are cut off sometimes at awful places.

[thorny-typology]

The update rolled out for me and I actually don't mind it at all.

[banquetmaid]

I think a main concern people should have is now every post you rb looks like it's own post. I.E when you rbed that anti israel post it formatted in a way (At least on my screen) that made you look like a raging zionist.

So messages now can easily be misread because of the formatting.

[banquetmaid]

Ampersand is shutting down, simply plural is shutting down, octocon is shutting down.

All in the same month. What the fuck.

[banquetmaid]

I don't act very much like my canon self but that's probably for the better. I can't imagine anyone would want to be around us if I did. I also imagine I would get in wicked trouble if I did.

[banquetmaid]

Honestly we made this blog at a time we thought we'd be appearing much more often but, despite that, I'm still going to attempt to branch out the people we talk to. So if you're a homestuck fictive who's interested in talking to any of us feel free to reach out.

Check here for who uses this blog and our byf

[banquetmaid]

Going to try and interact with more people. Can't say it'll go well cause we're not around as much as we thought we'd be.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

[miconia]

you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

[banquetmaid]

drank just enough with dinner that i did not get drunk but now im very tired and i know ill have a headache tomorrow