Banshee

I am merely a grain of salt floating through the vast universe.

[animentality]

[ketzalcoatl]

ketzal_coatl

[setzeri]

Commission of Domovoy and his wife Kikimora. Friendly house spirits.

[banshee-boo]

O U T O B O T ! IM WHEEZING!

[banshee-boo]

Optimus Prime: If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be them in the future 

 Starscream: Megatron LMAOO. Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons LMAOOOO!!!😭😭😭

[transformershitposts]

have I ever told y'all,,,how much I love soundwave like,,,PRIMUS someone help me this glorious daddy has taken over my life

[banshee-boo]

Perceptor: Brainstorm, we have to respect women! Brainstorm: *inhale*I F S H E B R E A T H E S S H E A T H O T

[banshee-boo]

Ah yes. If it isn't Soundwave and Shattered Glass Soundwave

[banshee-boo]

Christ descends upon the robot fuckers

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Anyone: *sneezes* Starscream: Did I mention that I personally terminated the Autobot, Cliffjumper ?

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At first it was cute and then… Junk rat happened.

[banshee-boo]

What a monster

Megatron: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? 

Starscream: Yes, my lord 

Megatron: I was hula hooping. Optimus and I attend a class both for fitness and for fun

 Starscream: Oh my god 

Megatron: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle 

Starscream: Why are you telling me this?

Megatron: Because no one will ever believe you 

Starscream: You sick son of a bitch.

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Zarya: I'm a champion weightlifter and that's what inspired my summer costume- Sombra: i LikE SNoRKeL *turns invisible* (LOUD SCHWAPSCHAWPSCWAP AS SHE RUNS AWAY)

[banshee-boo]

When you’re stressed/angry/sad people say drink some water, well now I’m stressed/angry/ sad and I have to pee

[robotlesbianjavert]

shut the fuck up perceptor.

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Did I save this picture or did this picture save me ?

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Lines used for comedy relief suddenly being used to break our hearts is why I stay up at night.