may we meet again

mary // 10% tears 90% kraft mac n cheese // the 100, spn, teen wolf // if you're gonna have faith, you can't just have it when the miracles happen. you have to have it when they don't.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[inacatastrophicmind]

Rowena + Eye Shadow

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[inthannon]

I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..

[space-feminist]

as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.  

many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5. 

the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.

in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.

[mythicalmessenger]

this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it

[invisible-mirror]

OP forgot Anne Hathaway, too. I think we need an updated list.

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[fen-ha-fuck-you]

say what you want about season five, but they introduced four characters that we immediately decided we would die for and that shit’s Iconic™

[missing-my-griffin]

that high and mighty “Now you care about Bellamy?” is still bothering me because we got 5 seasons of Clarke risking it all for Bellamy, going to the ends of the earth to protect him, her sacrificing literally the entire human race for him and actually (!) dying for him. 

For 5 seasons, we bore witness to just how much Clarke Griffin cares. It’s to be expected that people would feel insulted on Clarke’s behalf. I mean the audacity. It’s like if someone called out Bellamy saying “Now you care about Clarke?” if he did something that put Clarke in danger to protect Octavia. It’s such a ridiculously dumb thing to say. Like.. sit down. 

[dusterluster]

so i started a new book

*drags hands down face*

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

reblogging this again because this is from Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents and I’m reading it right now and it’s incredibly awkward to read about my entire life’s problems neatly described by a complete stranger

[gothicstripper]

Fuck this is literally meeeeeeee

[tacticalnymphomania]

Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents is right at the top of my psych books list along with Why Does He Do That and Trauma and Recovery.

10/10, highly recommend.

[inquisitors-grave]

Pastor Jerome: “You know, years ago, I helped someone just like you. The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

me:

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[herestoimagination]

Countdown to Season Five

Bellarke Season Four (insp.)

[winteroroctober]

the 100 hiatus meme ► ½ relationships (s1)

He may not be my real brother, but he’s always been there. Every memory I have, there’s Jasper. Monty Green and Jasper Jordan

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

i’m tired of wanting to be pretty. always wondering if people think i’m pretty. curating a social media existence so everyone thinks i’m constantly pretty. i’m still not gonna post ugly selfies but y’all get my point

[namtan]

I shouldn’t tell you this, but when you were on the ring, she called you on the radio every day for six years. You didn’t know that, did you?

[schrodingcrs]

“you are an ember in the ashes, elias veturius. you will spark and burn, ravage and destroy. you cannot change it. you cannot stop it.”

- an ember in the ashes; sabaa tahir

also i made this for a character in a story im writing but he’s highkey inspired by elias veturius sooo

[itsborderlinebitch]

note to self

- stop checking who’s watching your story compulsively, or at all - stop checking if theyve read your message - stop deleting posts and pictures when they dont get enough attention - who cares if they can hear your music blasting through your earphones, turn it up - stop comparing yourself to her. you are enough - stop apologizing for being sick - stop refreshing your notifications, my fingers are so sore - ignore the urge to conform to their expectations - stop talking, listen - do not let people tell you to calm down - stop trying to get them to want you , if they want you they will ask - stop making the same mistakes - stop feeling bad about thinking of his body against yours - stop refraining from appreciating yourself - stop explaining yourself - create. - you dont need people - stop feeling everything so damn much

[theliteraryjournals]

‘You’ll stay with me?’ ‘Until the very end.’

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via theliteraryjournals)