[derekbalarezo]

New Balance / Harlem, NY

[memedrunk]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick

[0162cm]

https://instagram.com/dazedbeauty?igshid=1lsajyxnrlt9k

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

well guess what just fucking happened

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[mens-rights-activia]

[ladyandtheghost]

Also: 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums…..theatre best portrays loneliness

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

[dankmemeuniversity]

[riotmlllf]

this is one of those things that you scroll past and then scroll back up thinking “wait thats hilarious”

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[fruitie]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

[papillonnne]

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

[shaggykilledgod]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[trash-snail]

[teathattast]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[abandonedsuperb]

[versacethotty]

[kryptonians]

I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too