soy gay

in a relationship with @ovenwitch waitin on him to shoot through with that ref sheet so i can draw him an icon u might see a dick or two every now and again on my blog so be on the lookout for that

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[thebootydiaries]

If my man says he’s thirsty then I’m driving to his house with this, even if it’s 2am 😌💅🏽 I spoil him so much

[meanplastic]

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[assdare]

Me @ my fuckass long eyelashes being blown into my eyeball

[thebootydiaries]

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

[thebootydiaries]

[egberts]

hey anyone remember

(◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower” ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

[letpapersleep]

No

[hustlerose]

anyone remember these nuts 

[letpapersleep]

No

[hustlerose]

damn what do you remember?

[letpapersleep]

[hustlerose]

[aiwuv-deactivated20190310]

don’t use yellow for skin, please and thank you.

[aiwuv-deactivated20190310]

I’d rather people use this then fucking yellow. Especially for Asian characters, why are we making them so fucking yellow.

[baraggressive]

The simpsons is shaking

[gbcgraphics]

When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it

[puddle-of-piss-deactivated20160]

[humoristics]

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

[blackoutthestars]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

what happens if u clap during the meeting

[powerjock]

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

[powerjock]

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

[baravita2]

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[undergroundcities-deactivated20]

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[echarping]

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

for now

[teathattast]