cold hands

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[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[disgustinggf]

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[nokiabae]

“You want a lamborghini? Look hot in a bikini?”

-Ayn Rand

[dogpuppy]

That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch!!!!

[dogpuppy]

Nasty ass bean bitch

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[kosmogrl]

[pinkbeetroot]

[depsidase]

[penworthy]

[spiderfuckersworld]

That must have been so hard for him

[spiderfuckersworld]

Like socially

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[bimboid]

[depsidase]

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]