release the schumacher cut 3.0 (it's gayer now)

belén. smallville enthusiast. occasional writer.

[danishsweethearts]

damian tried to kill tim… jason tried to kill tim……. its an interesting pattern isnt it……… at some point you have to wonder….. is tim the problem?

[barbarawilson]

i mean… he is canonically evil in many futures… 🧐

[barbarawilson]

when i am mayor. it will be illegal to drive pick up trucks downtown. i am not accepting questions at this time

[chooblogs]

[barbarawilson]

one of those "bruce gets custody of everyone as soon as possible" batfam fics where the drakes are attacked in a home invasion and tim moves in with bruce until jack wakes up from a coma, finds out his kid is robin, and rightfully sues the shit out of bruce and gets him banned from fostering

[barbarawilson]

yesterday i attempted to find a decent quality fic featuring tim drake and stephanie brown by performing a cursory ao3 search and was instantly reminded of how fucking dire the batfam ao3 situation is

[danishsweethearts]

steph had a thing for cass and maybe cass had a thing for her but this was during a period where neither of them would've gotten much good out of anything happening so nothing happened and it all came to natural conclusions and stephs cool about it now they're both cool about it now. however she cannot help being a little offended at this new blond girl with an evil dad who has come into cass' life who keeps trying to kill her yet who cass is obviously into to the point of senselessness. steph was dreaming of doing naked in manhattan activities with cass getting her to unwind for the first time in her life showing her tenderness she's never experienced before being the one that she turns to for gentleness after a day of bloodying herself running headlong into the world but actually that's not what cass wants. apparently, cass wants to get into fistfights with rose wilson forever. apparently cass wants to get screamed at for "trying to fix me" and then shoved against a wall and frotted on. apparently cass wants rose to break into her house and swap out her perfume that she doesn't even use it was a gift from some rich person trying to buddy up to a wayne kid but cass doesn't like perfume it's overstimulating with her own so they smell the same. Apparently, that's what cassandra is into. Apparently that's what gets her going, tim, can you fucking believe this

tim, who got himself into this situation with his own nosiness so he can't really complain about hearing the lesbian entanglements of his ex-girlfriend his sister and his former teammate but he will anyway: i don't think i should be a part of this conversation

[barbarawilson]

rereading my own fics kicking my feet and giggling bc im the only person in the entire world who understands tim drake

[barbarawilson]

just came across a coffeeshop au written this year where an americano costs 2.75. canadian dollars. girl why is shane hollander selling unethically sourced coffee

[barbarawilson]

he also makes americanos better than the other baristas because he "knows the ratios better" if anyone was wondering. americanos

[barbarawilson]

just came across a coffeeshop au written this year where an americano costs 2.75. canadian dollars. girl why is shane hollander selling unethically sourced coffee

[barbarawilson]

the thing with shipping is maybe i dont want them to be happy together. maybe i want them to throw away their lives for each other and go on to live in regret and resentment until one of them dies or initiates a messy divorce

[barbarawilson]

been watching this new show that’s actually really good… have any of you guys heard of “the pitt”

[barbarawilson]

i feel like not enough people talk about the implications of yjtv dick grayson asking zatanna for a magic necklace to change someone’s appearance and her absolutely not questioning it at all. what the fuck kind of freak shit is he asking her for on the regular

[barbarawilson]

identity change hashtag new year new me

[barbarawilson]

tim drake who knows on the deepest possible level that there is something wrong with him, that he’s destined to be evil and awful and betray his friends. tim drake who a few years/decades later struggles to tell the people he loves… well. hmmm. you see what im getting at

[barbarawilson]

would you believe me if i told you reopening my yjtv 10 things i hate about you au wip document is what inspired me to post this

[barbarawilson]

tim drake who knows on the deepest possible level that there is something wrong with him, that he’s destined to be evil and awful and betray his friends. tim drake who a few years/decades later struggles to tell the people he loves… well. hmmm. you see what im getting at

[barbarawilson]

got briefly possessed by the ghost of someone with a much larger yard so now i have to brave the spooky scary world of selling plants on facebook marketplace

[barbarawilson]

pov: its 2002 and im a conspiracy nut posting about how if birds of prey gets renewed for season 2 matt bomer will play a resurrected jason todd. i am laughed out of the forum never to be seen again why would jason todd ever come back to life

[kqinoras]

me going down a rabbit hole on who they could have casted as dick in the since were planning on having him in the second season and eventually landing on a young michael bergin