Thinking about Good Catholic School Boy Jo being roadie roommates with Iconic Fuck Boy Nate.
Nate, who talks a lot about pussy and fucking it, much to the embrassment of Jo.
Nate, who likes to push and tease and bully Jo for being "such a fucking virgin."
Nate, who won't let it go, won't stop asking if Jo's ever even touched a tit before, if he knows what to do with a woman.
Jo, who has never even had his first kiss and tells Nate as much because he's honest to a fault;
"Seriously?! You've never even made out?! Come on, Joey, you gotta lie about shit like that, bro. You'll get fucking eaten alive if the guys knew that!" Nate says, batting at the back of Jo's head.
Jo flails his arms up to cover himself. "I can't-- Nate! Knock it off! Lying is a Sin!"
Which just makes Nate laugh harder.
And later, when they're in their room.
"Really, though? You've never like, touched anyone else?"
Jo shakes his head. They're laying flat on their backs, both on Nates bed. "No, it's, uh, it's supposed to be special, you know? Just, something I only do to my wife."
Nate props himself up on his arm. "How are you gonna make it special for her if you don't even know how to kiss, man?"
Jo rolls his eyes. Nate was always thinking with his cock-- Jo was always thinking with his Bible. It was a key difference between them.
"We'll figure it out together, it can't be that hard."
"Yes, it can be. You gotta practice! Learn to make it special for her!"
"And how to you suggest I do that, huh? Got a queue of girls right here for me to just- just- shove my tongue down their throat!"
Which is how they end up making out, Nate promising to teach Jo how to kiss. Maybe after a few weeks of practice Nate convices Jo that he needs to learn how to make someone else feel good, or how not to cum in 60 seconds, or that he should learn first hand how to get fucked, so he'll know how to make it good for his future wife.
It's not a sin if they're just practicing, after all.
just a list of fics that make me wish i could wipe my brain to experience them all over again that i read in may :)
please heed archive warnings + tags. these are in no particular order!
WILLMACK
adult content by breakfasts (4k)
mack accidentally-on-purpose starts to increasingly get off to porn involving a guy who looks a lot like will. as you can imagine, this causes a lot of problems for him lol.
TZJD
When I Get Back To My Best by smc_27 (19k)
future fic and kid fic!!!! they're both retired, jamie won a stanley cup without trevor and with cole on the habs, trevor retired with the rangers. they're both divorced, and, for the first time in a very long while, single at the same time. jamie has a pre-teen son and trevor has a five-year-old girl and when trevor comes to stay with him for cole's hall of fame ceremony, they all become one little domestic family and they both have BIG FEELINGS about it. usntdp 01s make an appearance too!
just an amazing look at all different kinds of relationships for the two of them in the future. soooo sweet and also made my heart ache. always the way when so much time has passed and you can only look back and think what if...?
make it home by stutteringpeach (11k)
another future fic!!! which i am the biggest sucker for ever omg, it gets me every time. obsessed with trevor finally knowing he wants jamie and just going after him. so much has changed, yet it hasn't.
gaps of sunlight by somewhat_invested (24k)
this one was sooooo good!! jamie accidentally wishes trevor away on a shooting star. as a result, jamie finds himself on a trevor-less ducks team and he feels like he's going completely crazy. eventually he finds out trevor is a student at bu still... i will not say anything more, ugh. this was amazing jamie introspection and character study.
show you off by fiveandnocents (14k)
onlyfans!trevor - absolutely delicious, yes please and thank you. jamie helps trevor out with filming and eventually comes to some mind-blowing realisations... ;)
point it home by picklebarrel (11k)
trevor wakes up in an alternate timeline where he and jamie were traded to philly together :') a wonderful examination of trevor's feels about the trade and what it meant for their relationship and what trevor wants to do going forward <3
dallas stars college football au!!! soooo good, i love their dynamics in this and the background of their lives living in texas with their families are built up with such good detail. i learnt so much about college football too! they are so good for each other and hot together but they also have a lot of things to figure out together. coming of age! you will laugh! you will cry! you will LOVE!!! first fic is tyler pov (college) and second is jamie pov (what follows) :)
NATEJO
the weight of sweetness by bruinss (81k)
historical abo au - sign me the hell up!!!! ugh, the miscommunication in this is so good and nate is so wonderfully himself. jo needs a lot of loving and he gets it!!! they get to re-build a little life together after years and years apart đ„č
soft as it began by bruinss (41k)
nate's a wolf, jo is not! wasn't sure of the direction this one was going in but then when it clicked i was just SO hooked... nate knows he and jo are bonded, but he can't tell him until the draft because ppl have abused the system in the past (bonded pairs have to be drafted together). so jo is drafted straight to the avs with nate, unbeknownst to jo that any of this is going to happen beforehand... absolutely scrumptious. the fall out is perfect and of course the eventual coming together of nate and jo as bondmates!!!!
move in a common rhythm by bruinss (61k)
sentinel and guide au! i'd never read this type of au before, but now because of this fic i'll be on the lookout for it for other pairings too!! as a guide, it's jo's job to regulate sensory stimuli that sentinels are particularly sensitive to. of course, jo is the only guide who was ever able to guide nate properly, so he ends up back on the avs. lots of great angst and jealousy here... they figure it out eventually and when they do there's just no stopping them hehe <3
LARSDUNN
Odyssey of the Heart by angry_geno_is_score (106k)
my first venture into larsdunn territory and it did not disappoint!! touch-starved omega vince has had a run of shitty alpha boyfriends - my heart was breaking for vince all over. adam saves the day and loves vince as thoroughly as he deserves :'))
Serenity in Those Deep Waters by angry_geno_is_score (114k)
bdsm-verse au! vince is assigned a dom to avoid going into sub-drop again... three guessses who... again, vince goes through a lot and adam is always there to make it better and treat him right <3 adam's devotion in this is mwahhhh đ€
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âThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down âdragonsâ with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique âdragon-likeâ design for their flying machines.â (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized âoops maybe I shouldnât have done thatâ and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
This is a fanwork fest for fan art and fanfics in the Hockey RPF fandom with polyamory, threesomes (or other moresomes), team orgies, hall passes, throuples, etc. to encourage more of these in the fandom.
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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.
Look at me.
Look at me right now.
AO3 protects you.
AO3 protects you and your works.Â
It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.
It protects your work from advertisers.
It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.
It protects your right to post adult content.
AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.
Mastercard has no reason to mess with AO3. Visa doesn't. PayPal doesn't. Stripe doesn't. There's no compensation-for-porn exchange happening. By design. BY DESIGN.
AO3's founders knew that AO3 needed to be set up to protect us from any and all avenues of attack on fanworks. They've managed it quite successfully.
All y'all who thought they didn't need to? Sit the fuck down and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
