I bite.

Barbara Laurent.7th year Hufflepuff.Gender is subjective.

[tdodalbum-blog]

“I don’t know what looks more terrifyin’: The cat’s expression, the fact that it has an expression, or the creature holdin’ it.” “Was that an insult?” “Definitely the expression.”

Barbara Laurent, taken by Louis Weasley.

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Boo!

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Hey. Hey I don’t do the hand holding thing.

Nah. Too suspicious. Besides. Fresh blood is best blood.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

[She lets go, wiggling her fingers playfully at him as if to say 'Whatever you say.'] Ever play follow the fairy before?

How would I know if you were hungry? For all I know, I could be in danger at this very moment.

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Boo!

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And miss the chance for a lovely lady? Nah. I can scare first years all I want during the regular week.

Only when we’re full of course. N sense in scaring off a meal, hmm?

[barbtheterrible-blog]

[She grins, gently taking his hand by his fingers and walking ahead, having him trail behind her.]

What, you don't have a mini fridge to keep us in until you're ready? [She giggles, obviously joking.]

[alihanbayar-blog]

Oh, cocky, huh? I didn’t say they’d be good pranks, but someone could pull some shite that could ruin your night, or at least make a big dent in your enjoyment.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Cocky indeed. Its not hard to know what to expect from the people in this school. Now if the Weasleys had passed on the pranking legacy, well then I would be worried.

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Boo!

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I have spent many years perfecting the glare. Nice to know it works.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Lets not stand here all night yeah? Why don't we keep going through the rest of the maze? Unless you plan on sticking around to scare more people like me.

I thought vampires liked the smell of blood, I didn't know they also enjoyed scaring their prey away.

[piercefuckingbanker]

Depends—Why can’t I lift both?

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Oh, certainly if you think you're up for the challenge.

And if you don't mind ruining that lovely facepaint.

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Boo!

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Effort. 

[barbtheterrible-blog]

.....that glare is scary enough. Way to get a girl's blood pumping.

[alihanbayar-blog]

Well, see, I think you’re safe in the sense of physical harm, but pranks? Things of the like? Maybe not so much.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Oh.

Well if that's what you meant, I got worked up over nothing. I hardly think there's anyone capable enough here to pull a god prank tonight, let alone one I'd need my wand for.

[piercefuckingbanker]

Whoa—wait, yes. ‘ello, ‘m indeed th’ seventh year ‘ere t’ carry y’ ‘round an' lift whate’er y’ want me t’, eh?

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Are you lifting spirits or skirts, Mister Joker? There's a slight difference you know.

Ah, of all the times I wish I had a good Harley Quinn impression.

[alihanbayar-blog]

Ruin the illusion.. Interesting. So you’re going without magic for the entire night? Good to know.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Good to know? Should I be worried?

Personally, I feel like I should feel safe in my own school without having to carry something to defend myself at all times.

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Boo!

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It doesn’t work now that you know I’m here!

[barbtheterrible-blog]

If you really could be so scary, you could do it on a whim.

[piercefuckingbanker]

'ell nope. 'm th' tall, lean, 'andsome sixth year who'll find y' that sturdy seventh year. 

[barbtheterrible-blog]

That's...unfortunate. It would have been nice to have someone....lift my skirts for me.

[lionhearted-lucy-blog]

"But how would you make my carriage disappear if I haven’t got one?"

[barbtheterrible-blog]

If you haven't got one, then half of my work is already done for me, isn't it?

[an-insufferablebastard-blog]

Wanna see if it works?

[an-insufferablebastard-blog]

…Are you?

[barbtheterrible-blog]

No.....unless you want me to.

[inlivingcolor-lysander-blog-blog]

We’re not sure where they live or where they came from…But my mum thinks they came from Russia seeking warmer climates.

[barbtheterrible-blog]

....Russia, of all places?

[alihanbayar-blog]

You’re very right on that one. Do your worst, fairy godmother!

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Luckily, or maybe unluckily, for you, I'm just a fairy. No godmother here. Aaaaand....I don't have my wand on me. Thought it would ruin the illusion.

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Boo!

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I can be scary!

[barbtheterrible-blog]

Then scare away.