Parachutes

Welcome to the primary evidence of my existence. This is the my main blog, which houses manifold examples of my humor, my passions, my life, and more. The focus of this blog is going to be more loose and lean towards the humorous side, but if you wish to see my poetry blog, head on over to thedevilsapostle.

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[dogpuppy]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[dogpuppy]

[librarycards]

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

[librarycards]

PILLOW PRINCESSES GET BEHIND ME. OR BENEATH ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[dogpuppy]

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

[mbta-unofficial]

Get inside faggots

[catchyvideos]

OP shootingcanons on TikTok

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[dogpuppy]