FC Barcelona

Khaled ❤ | Visca El Barça

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Momentos

[barcastat]

Leo Messi (35) v Mbappé (24)

2022/23 stats for Club and Country.

[worldcupwinner]

❝allow yourselves to dream and then chase after those dreams.❞ — lionel messi · insp.

[barcastat]

Teaching my nieces good stuffs. 😂❤

[palaugranetes]

🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔

Ney: so @Leo after all this time.. how did it feel?

Leo: it was such a nice feeling tbh!

Luis: Oh trust me.. I know that feeling.. can’t believe it took you this long🤣

Phil: I second Luis’ statement.. it is a nice feeling.

Leo: 😒😒😒

Leo: How about you shut it @Luis.

Luis: I’m just kidding mano

Leo: we cannot slip up this time. Next time, on our turf, we have to be 100% ready.

Luis: Too bad Phil can’t play😞

Leo: Next season. It is what it is.

Phil: 🤷‍♂️

25 FEBRUARY 2018

Ney: I see another has joined the squad

Ney:

Ney: It is.. such a nice photo.

Ney: It really is lovely to have it plastered all over my tl

Ney: Congrats on the record @Leo and @Phil I hear you scored a great goal.

Ney: I haven’t seen it.

Ney: Didn’t have the time to see it.

Ney: We have a match today.

Ney: A BIG MATCH. So.. I was kinda busy.. you know.

Ney: But I promise I’ll check it out when I get the chance.

Luis: No need to wait here check out my boy’s amazing strike https://youtu.be/1UainPAGWEw

Ney: my…

Ney: Boy…

Ney: Thanks..Gordo. I’ll check it out.

Phil: Luisitoo.. stop it 🙈

Leo: It really was a nice strike. I was very impressed.

Leo: I mean, I have seen many of the goals you scored and I was impressed then too.

Phil: You.. were impressed..

Phil: Oh wow.. I’m..

Phil: I don’t even know what to say!

Phil: I am speechless.

Ney: I..

Ney: YOU were impressed by the goal Phil scored!!

Ney: But you.. You nev..

Ney: I mean yes of course!!

Luis: @Ney Have you watched it yet??

Luis: Such a great strike right?!

Luis: A golazo!!

Phil: Luuiiis stop!

Phil: Honestly it is not that big of a deal!

Leo: But it is!!

Leo: It was your first Liga goal and it was AT HOME in front of 85k+ people watching!!!

Leo: We are proud of you!

Phil: 😍❤💙😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Ney: WHAT WAS THAT GOAL!?!?

Ney: What did he dooo???

Luis: You still haven’t seen it?!?

Ney: Noo man, not yet..

Ney: I’m.. busy right now.

Ney: I can barely answer here

Luis: Please, just please not another Neytext.

Luis: You are allowed not to text back. Just not another “Ney is typing…” for 404839 hours.

Ney: You know WHAT Gordo..

Luis: What Ney

Ney:

Luis: Your point???

Phil: Boa sorte no jogo esta noite mlk @Ney 💪💚

Ney: Obrigado mlk💚

Luis: Did you see it? @Ney

Ney: GEEEEEZZZEEE.. GOD I WILL WATCH IT NOW. MY GOODNESS

Ney: Calm yourself down. It’s just a goal

Luis:🤣😂 I know

Ney: You filho da…. I hate you.

Ney: I’m gonna continue my game now.

Luis: I KNEW IT!! I FREAKING KNEW IT.

Luis: Playing Call of Duty. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I knew it

Leo: leave him alone Luis. You know it’s how he relaxes.

Leo: We will be watching you Ney. Best of luck mano.💪💙❤

Ney: Thank you Leo😍😍😍

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🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔

Luis: @Phil @Leo get ready

Leo: I’m ready. Waiting for your slow self to come by

Phil: Ready mano 😃

17 FEBRUARY 2018

Ney: I hope you had fun

Ney: On the plane..

Ney: this is a lovely photo 💙❤

Ney:

Ney: What did you guys do?

Ney: Did y'all play Parchis?? Who won?

Ney: Did @Phil share a mate?? Is he part of the mate crew now???🤗☺

TODAY

Luis: ? It was… a normal flight?

Luis: We talked??

Luis: literally like we do here all the time

Leo: Exactly man..

Ney is typing…

Phil: Is everything okay man?

Leo: there he is

Leo: Hola Ney

Ney is typing…

Leo: Dude.. Seriously what is wrong??

Luis: Uh oh…

Luis: @Leo Neytexts are coming

Luis: Brace yourselves lads

Phil: Neytexts???

Phil: It’s a word?!

Luis: It most certainly is

Ney is typing…

Luis: It’s a verb, it’s a noun, it’s an adjective.

Luis: to Neytext, One is Neytexting, One Neytexted, it’s a Neytext, It’s such a Neytext.. and so on and so forth.

Ney is typing…

Phil: What does that even mean??!?!?!

Luis: You are witnessing it first hand manito..

Leo: Oh boy.. not again.. remember that time when he went 30 minutes like this??

Ney is typing…

Phil: WITNESSING WHAT?!? What is he doing??

Leo: “Ney is typing…”

Phil: I can see that!! But what are the Neytexts thingies???

Phil: What does he do??

Luis: Exactly what Leo just said bro.. He’s typing, but we don’t know what he is doing while he is texting..

Luis: Sometimes it gets stuck like that for like an hour… we just continue with our lives normally until his text is finally delivered.

Luis: We learned that the hard way.

Ney is typing…

Phil: PARA O AMOR DE DEUS HOMEM … FALA!!!! @Ney

Luis: But God forbid we take too long to reply, because say one of us is in the shower or something😒😒

Ney is typing…

Ney: So no Parchís???

Phil left

Luis: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Dude……

Luis: 😂 Phil

Luis added Phil

Ney: What.. what did I do??

Luis: and that my friend, @Phil.. is a Neytext.

Ney: Fodase @luis I did nothing😑

Leo: Oh brother .

[palaugranetes]

🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔

Ney: So yeah.. those were my parties. I wish you guys were there though

Ney: Damn weather

Luis: The important thing is that you had fun.

Luis: and cried.. aawww

Ney: 😒 Gordo so help me I will

Leo: Luis leave him alone

7 FEBRUARY 2018

Ney: Phil scored his first yay

Ney: and Luis assisted his goal.

Ney: and all y'all celebrated together….

Ney: congratulations on the goal @Phil

Ney: I really am happy for you

Ney: Oh… So.. that happened

Ney: again.. really happy for you

Ney: So happy..

Ney: 🙃 that used to be….

Ney: anyway I am sure there will be plenty more goals

YESTERDAY

Ney: Guys?.. you there?

Ney: Leo?

Ney: Gordo….

Ney: Phil??

Ney: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!

Ney: You’re really ignoring me!?!?!

Ney: 😓😓😓

Luis: Dude what the hell..

Luis: What happened!? Why are you blowing up our phones calm down

Ney: I just wanted to congratulate Phil and you guys

Ney: But you guys were ignoring me

Luis: Right after a match man what do you expect.. Our phones are not glued to us.

Luis: Normal people don’t take their phones into the shower with them.

Leo: whoa.. what happened here?

Luis: Ney was just panicking cause you hugged Phil and his green side was showing that’s all..

Ney: What?! How dare you

Ney: When did I even

Ney: 😒 Gordo

Ney: I just wanted to congratulate Phil on his first goal and you guys on another final.

Ney: That is all.

Leo: Right okay.. Thank you kiddo❤💙

Luis: Plenty more of those to come @Phil😉

Ney: yeah.. plenty

Phil: Obrigado mano @Ney🤙🏽💛

Ney: 💛💛 @Phil

Phil: Bro @Luis you assisted my first Liverpool goal and my first Barça goal you realize that?😏😎😉😀

Luis: 😏 Got your back lil dude @Phil

Ney: Okay.. I’m out

Ney: See you guys soon..

Luis: Of course.. You’re coming to Madrid on Valentines day.. see you after that maybe

Leo: Make us proud. Kick some white butts

Ney: 🙂🤗 Yes sir

[palaugranetes]

M🍔S🍔N🍔

Leo: And that is the plan.

27 JANUARY 2018

Luis added Phil

Ney: Woah.. wait

Ney: Who said???

Luis: What.. I thought you’d be happy??

Ney: I mean..I am

Ney: I love Phil and I am very happy he’s there.

Ney: With you guys.. But.

Luis: But?🤔

Leo: Welcome to the family @Phil!🙋🏻‍♂️

Phil: OMG

Phil: I can’t.. wow

Phil: 🤙Hii @Ney🤙

Ney: Oiee mano 🤙🤙

Luis: What was that but @Ney?

Ney removed Phil

Leo: Neymar.. wth

Leo: Why

Luis: Why did you do that!??!?

Luis: How even could you do that??

Ney: Leo made me an admin again

Ney: But not now..

Ney: long before that.. way long

Luis: @Leo did he do the thing??

Leo: yeah man..

Ney: The thing?? There’s a thing!?!?!

Ney: YOU GUYS HAVE CODEWORDS?!?!?

Ney: 😟😟😟

Leo: Calm down dude

Leo: Why are you so jumpy lately??

Leo: What’s wrong?

Luis: And why did you remove Phil?

Ney: I mean, it’s not that I don’t want him here.

Ney: It’s just.. This is all new.

Ney: It’s still so fresh and recent and I

Luis: So that’s it.. It’s jealousy.

Luis: He’s jealous of Phil

Leo: aaawwwhh Ney.. you’ll always be our little annoying brazuka whom we love so much

Ney: aawwhh😍

Ney: Wait.. annoying??!??? I’m annoying??

Leo: amazing*

Leo: I meant amazing. Damn autocorrect.🤦🏻‍♂️

Luis: good save bro

Leo: You shut it.

Ney: Omg omg OH MY GOD.. YOU GUYS CAME TOGETHER TO THE CN YESTERDAY!!!

Ney: OMG

Luis: Leo and I always go together.. you know that

Leo: Luis.. I think he meant us 3.. You, Phil and I..

Luis: ohhhh..

Luis: Dude he literally lives next door.. we are just trying to be environmentally aware..

Luis: Global warming is real!

Leo: Environmentally aware.. wow big words for our gordo..

Leo: 🤣jk.. go on

Luis: 😒 very funny

Ney: 😑 I have not forgotten my promise @Luis. You are gonna get yours gordo. This time not even Leo will be able to save you

Leo: Ney…

Ney: ugh.. fine.. I’ll add him again

Ney: you’re lucky he’s one of my childhood friends and I love him

Ney added Phil

Phil: What happened..

Ney: It was by mistake mano.. I just realized it.. Bem-Vindo mlk🤙🤙💚

Luis: 😁😁

Ney changed the subject from “M🍔S🍔N🍔” to “🍔M🇦🇷S🇺🇾N🇧🇷C🇧🇷🍔”

Leo: So it’s official now 😃

[sportsmancrush]

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[football-hqs]

[blaugr4na]

90 minutes.

[dalermessi]

LIONEL MESSI IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

[namananass]

Messi at the end of a match after saving his team

[bestsportmedia]

Lionel Messi of Argentina and Manuel Lanzini of Argentina watch from the stands during the International Friendly between Spain and Argentina on March 27, 2018 in Madrid, Spain.

[barcastat]

When Messi is not playing, Argentina transform into another team. Our style is different if we face Messi. They love to criticize Messi a lot. Today, they've seen what they are without him. Argentina have to take care of Leo; they have to be grateful.

Diego Costa

[barcastat]

"They say Spain national team is in turmoil because of political differences. In truth, we almost never talk about politics. I’m too busy telling Madrid players that they’re f***ed in the league, and they’re too busy talking to me about refereeing conspiracies!" - Gerard Piqué