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                               rebooting

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* pokes head in *

[vandelay]

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sylphboned:

    arms linked around freddy’s neck as her face became buried in a warm shirt.    even with her height  ,  she still managed to seem small.    soft breath stolen from the frigid morning air stinging her skin as nose now dug into his neck.    and after a small moment  ,  she pulled away to get a clear look of him    ——    of someone she was glad to wake up beside.    ‘      i  love  you.      ‘      /    @barctta

                the moment she embraces him,   freddy’s large palm rests upon the back of connie’s head.    her hair was silk beneath calloused fingers,    &    he dips his head to place a kiss on the crown whist that nose tickles his skin.  there’s a   gentleness   to his touch,  however clumsy it may be  ──  opposite fingers moving to curl about her waist.     “ i love you too. ”     he breathes, meeting her eyes when the head draws back.

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sarahconnorr:

Tim Roth as Mr. Orange / Freddy Newandyke in Reservoir Dogs (1992) 

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thscharmngman:  

It was really hard for Hartley to control his hysteria. He was incredibly paranoid about Mary Lou, not knowing what could and would happen. So he fell silent. Wanting to bitch some more but the look upon Freddy’s face said otherwise.

                  “ good choice. ”      he mumbled,    dumping another pack of fake sugar into his coffee.   hartley was wound up way too goddamned tight,  even despite the situation.  their mother had lived a long damn time,  & freddy couldn’t let himself think that it might end there.  “ if you’re so damn worried why don’t you talk to her about it ? ”

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purgeand:

@barctta :

mona picks at a loose mohair strand, idling away in a corner as she senses a presence nearby, “ hey, you wanna talk? a little talk ain’t gonna hurt nobody, now, is it? “ her smile is ever present.

               freddy’s eyes flickered,    settling against her as hands push into large pockets.    “ ya’ never know. ”  the man answers,  teeth chomping on the remnants of a toothpick.    “ but i think i’ll take my chances. ”     he meets her smile, sliding into corner she occupied. 

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sylphboned:

    connie felt the huge wave of guilt immediately after those harsh words fell from her mouth.    she hated sounding that aggressive    ——    made her feel self centered.    connie only wanted to talk about her day because how often did she  ?    she wanted to change the matter  ,  have him settled down  ,  but it was far too late for that now.    ‘      no    …    i’m  sorry.    i  didn’t  mean  to  sound  like  my  problems  are  more  dire  than  yours.    i’m  terribly  sorry.    like  i  said  ,  i  had  a  long  day  too.    i  see  and  hear  so  many  things  that  aren’t  there.    i’m  so  tired  ,  freddy  and  i’m  sure  you  are  too.      ‘    and that’s all she felt like getting off her chest.    ‘      that’s  all.    you  can  go  rest  now  if  you  want.      ‘

                     freddy felt bad,    sure.     he knew connie wasn’t as strong as he was mentally,    &     he usually suppressed emotions when they got too bad.     he should have known better,  in short.     as she spoke however,     the guilt only increased despite her clear attempts to calm him.     “ they are more dire than mine. ”   he sighs,  scratching his head slightly as an arm curls around her.  “ & i know i can,  but i wont. ”    a pause, guiding her towards the bed as his cigarette flies into a nearby  ( makeshift  )  ashtray.   doesn’t bother apologizing for smoking inside.   “ i can tell you wanna say more.  but can’t i just cheer you up ? ”   doesn’t matter whether or not he talks about his own day.  whether or not either of them do.  he’d rather them just enjoy each other’s company and forget about all the bullshit.   “ you know what’s real when i’m around, dontcha’ ? ”

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            my status has changed from  HIATUS  to  SEMI-HIATUS

 like for a starter

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   THE  ETHEREAL:    don’t  you  see  her  ?   ——————————–    HER  ?    they’ll  ask.    no  , not  the  fog  on  the  foot  of  the  river.    definitely  not  that  wind  that  you  felt  breeze  past  your  cheek.    of  course  she  isn’t  those  flower  petals  loose  in  the  wind.    then  where  is  she  ?   is  she  that  angel over  there  ?    that  ghost  ?    her  dress  is  too  clean  and  her  hair  is  so  dark.    is  she  even  there  ?    yes  ,  she  is.    don’t  feel  afraid  around  her  since  her  hands  are  only  meant  for caring.    go  ahead    …   look  at  her.   she’ll  look  away  like  the  sun  does  behind  gray  clouds  ,  but  she’s wary.   gather  her  batted  lashes.    keep  them  in  a  box.    now  do  you  see  her  ?    ah , yes.    now  i  do.

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[barryallhen]

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❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

                       “ seriously ? ”    the man asks,  a hand rising to chest level with fingers spread apart.  “ that’s gotta be the lamest fuckin’ apology i ever heard. ”   &   he doesn’t accept it on this basis alone. could he even consider those words genuine in the slightest ?                                   “ fuck off, will ya ? ”

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

[poetinyourheart]

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“This is a song, about a Welsh Witch”

[thscharmngman]

“Calming down is a bit of an understatement don’t you think? It’s our mother, Mary Lou? They lady who forgot us at the playground when we were younger? She wasn’t THAT terrible.”

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              “ yes,  i know our mother hartley. ”    he responded,  an eye roll following.  “ i never said she was terrible,  but she ain’t gonna die or nothin’.  it’s gonna work out fine, just don’t freak the fuck out. ”   

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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@barctta ; starter call. 

“Don’t you have somewhere to be ?” She adjusts the newspaper she’s reading behind the counter of Video Rentals. Kat’s trying her best to mask her smirk. “Why don’tcha getta job, ya BUM?”

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             “ you know i have a job,  asshole. ”    the man looks up from the cover of some b horror flick.  “ & it’s arguably a better job than yours. ”     honestly he didn’t really have anything better to do,  although his intentions were good.