Video Rentals.

indie horror/comedy oc.

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@invectivcs ; starter call.

After flipping through a sample book for a few minutes, Kat whips around to face the employee shuffling into the room. “Hey! Do you guys do piercings here??”

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@tragicspirit ; starter call !

Oh, God. She had recognized him from one of her high school classes, and Kat loathed running into anyone remotely familiar from that hell-hole. She finds herself staring too long at the blonde. She raises her chin, curtly grins, and opens her mouth to profess a Video Rentals greeting,  but her manager from the back interrupts. “KaT!!!!!” She grits her teeth, bulges her eyes, and flashes the boy a look that screams k i l l   m e. 

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‘ i’ve just never been very good at the adult thing, i guess. ’

“Mannnn, fuck adulting,” she spits. If Kat was being honest, adulthood terrified her. She felt like she hadn’t matured at all since freshman year of high school... But she’d never admit that. Instead, she takes another swig of her PBR and proclaims, “ FUCK ADULTHOOD! ‘s foR the biRds!”

[melamemea]

drunken confession.

your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.

“ what’s holding you back in life ?”

“ is everything alright? ”

“ when did you choose to give up ?”

“ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”

“ how many have you slept with ?”

“ what’s your biggest secret ?”

“ do you believe in love ?”

“ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”

“ what scares you more than anything ?”

“ have you ever considered running away ?”

“ do you love me ?”

“ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”

“ who hurt you ?”

“ what made you this way ?”

“ is there anyone special in your life ?”

“ why are you always smiling ?”

“ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”

“ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”

“ who are you, really ?”

“ is there anything you regret ?”

“ what’s your biggest regret ?”

“ tell me about your first kiss ?”

“ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”

“ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”

“ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”

“ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”

“ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”

“ is there something you have never told anyone ?”

“ when was the last time you cried ?”

“ how come you keep running away ?”

“ have you ever made someone cry ?”

“ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”

“ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”

“ do you believe in true love ?”

“ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”

“ do you regret letting me close ?”

“ is there someone you have a crush on ?”

“ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”

“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”

“ do you ever get scared ?”

“ what do you really think of life ?”

add your own for further development.

[littlelovelymemes]

(   *   &.   –   SHARP  OBJECTS  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  all of history was written by men, so… of course they’re gonna make themselves look good.  ’

‘  as i recall, you couldn’t even get it up.  ’

‘  bless your heart. bless your heart very much.  ’

‘  can i sleep over with you?  ’

‘  does it ever get better, with your family?  ’

‘  fine, you can sleep in my bed, come on. you can sleep with me.  ’

‘  hardly matters. you’re ruined. all out of spite.  ’

‘  i believe she’s outstayed her welcome.  ’

‘  i don’t mean to sound cruel, but i don’t think part of your heart can ever work if you don’t have kids.  ’

‘  i forget sometimes how parents aren’t always good for their kids.  ’

‘  i have to get home for heaven’s sake!  ’

‘  i miss her sometimes, even though i didn’t know her.  ’

‘  i never loved you. i hope that is of some comfort to you.  ’

‘  i think we should just sleep separate tonight then we’ll hang out tomorrow, okay?  ’

‘  i won’t grow up, not me.  ’

‘  if i can, you can.  ’

‘  if somebody says ‘bless your heart’, what they really mean is ‘fuck you’.  ’

‘  it’s hotter than a whore in church today.  ’

‘  i’m a bit tired, i think i should just sleep in my bed tonight.  ’

‘  i’m glad you’re back.  ’

‘  i’m incorrigible too. only she doesn’t know it.  ’

‘  i’m just a little frustrated ‘cause the girl i’m seeing won’t call me back.  ’

‘  i’m not decent. no, i’m not.  ’

‘  i’m trash, from old money.  ’

‘  i’ve just never been very good at the adult thing, i guess.  ’

‘  just forget about it, alright? i have.  ’

‘  let’s dig deep here… favorite color, favorite ice cream, favorite season? think you can handle it?  ’

‘  life is pressure. grow up.  ’

‘  my demons are not remotely tackled. they’re just mildly concussed.  ’

‘  nothing’s ever your fault, is it?  ’

‘  please stay.  ’

‘  please stay. if i can, you can.  ’

‘  she’s delicate. a rare rose. but not without thorns.  ’

‘  so, uh, are you guys dating now?  ’

‘  that day has haunted me.  ’

‘  well, i’m an unconventional girl, that’s what you like about me.  ’

‘  well, looks like we both got fucked.  ’

‘  we’re alike. i knew we would be.  ’

‘  what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger… unless it kills you.  ’

‘  what if, after you die, part of you goes to heaven, part of you stays here, just to see how things turn out?  ’

‘  whenever i’m here, i just– i feel like a bad person.  ’

‘  you could take advantage of me maybe, when i’m drunk.  ’

‘  you gonna hit me? be dangerous.  ’

‘  you have the control and… they like you.  ’

‘  you turned out so wonderful, smart, beautiful, successful, and brave.  ’

‘  you were born with it, that cold nature.  ’

‘  your friend sounds like an after school special.  ’

‘  you’re a sick fuck.  ’

‘  you’re like my sister.  ’

‘  you’re like my soulmate.  ’

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@plasticslasher liked for a starter!

“Alright, you little fucker. You got me.” Kat was tied to the chair with electrical cords, sporting a violet bruise under her eye. She blinks harshly and her vision blurs back into focus. “Now what the fuck do you want?”

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like for a starter.

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❛ listen to me. i am not gay! ❜

“Don’t bullshit a bullshitter. You gay as fuck. Sit down, honey.”

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❝   ░   sherlock   s3   / starter   sentences.

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit !

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜

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@vicariousphotographer // starter call.

       “You step through that fuckin’ door and you’re dead, ya hear me? DEAD!” Why does this abandoned house smell like DEATH? The rotting stench was making Kat dizzy. When she heard sudden, unfamiliar noises, she barricaded herself in the bathroom with a piece of plywood. 

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@videoxnasty // starter call.

    Enter Kat: huge snarl and hunched shoulders. She scans the store with a slanted hip and crossed arms. Is this seriously the competition? She sniffs sharply and turns to the nearest employee. “Hey. You. Sell Twizzlers here?”

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etwasisims

   he’s only still around as to collect anything of value before everyone    comes to their senses. half - drank bottles of booze, shamelessly     scattered weed, yada yada. but apparently, samuel’s a bit too late,    the sound of snapping causing a jerk of his head. ❝ whaddo i look    like ta’ you, a waiter ? don’ snap at me. —- & i ain’t no pharmacist    either. ❞ the pockets of the nearest jacket are searched, producing    an orange bottle of ibuprofen. he tosses it to her, ❝ knock yerself out. ❞

   Great. A grumpy Gus. More grumpy than Kat Kowalski herself        the horror! She gratefully catches the bottle, twists the cap off, lets it clatter to the floor, then pops two white tablets into her mouth. She swallows dryly. “So, are you the host of this house party or something?” There’s a pause. One could hear a girl violently vomiting in the upstairs bathroom. Kat Kowalski could have chose to wake up to birds chirping or lawns being mowed, but instead she picked the house party that smelled like vodka and stale pizza. 

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tortureshamsters:

        “ —-i ain’t into no gingahs– no way.    not after my ex’s sister.    don’t trust nobody with a name like BLOSSOM neither. not no more. ”

sc // @viideorentals

     “And I’m not into guys with micro-dicks, yet here we are.” A sigh deflates from her lips. “Listen        just because I picked you as my lab partner, doesn’t mean I like you. I did it because Martha Dumptruck over there was about to zero in on me as hers. And I’ll be damned if I have to work with that slobbering Jabba the Hut. Dude, she like, hasn’t had a shower in a week.” She pauses. “Blossom? Who the fuck names their kid Blossom? Goddamn hippies. Tch.”

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@mustscream // liked for a starter.

“Don’t look now, but someone’s following us.”

[camilamcrrone]

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johnwikk:

The suited, tired John snorts at Kat’s observations. “At least it’s temporary. I leave in the spring. Maybe you can take my place,” he says, shrugging his shoulder bag to the crook of his arm and moving around behind the rental counter where he sets it on the floor.

John fiddles a moment with one of the computers, typing in his credentials when it asks for them. “Yeah, as I said. Hold up. I’ve barely had a chance to sleep, and then my car broke down on the way here…” Does the younger lady really want to hear John’s carefully crafted lie? They say that murderers like to overshare. Makes their stories seem more realistic.

He isn’t…quite a murderer. The notion still stands.

One optimally shined black shoe, now scuffed from his…excursion…is kicked towards his floor-bound (manly) handbag. “I have a bottle of bourbon in there for the hard times.” A pause. “…no, I’m not an alcoholic.” He turns to regard Kat, thrusting a callous rough hand in her direction. “My name’s John. Nice to meet you.”

   “Oh, don’t mistake my bitching for actually wanting the job. I’m just pissed I wasn’t offered it.” Her gaze falls from his name tag to his hand. She wipes her sticky, cherry cola tainted palm onto her jeans, then shakes. “Kat. Kat Kowalski. Forever clerk and stocker to this shit hole.” She rocks back and continues to cross her arms. “John. What a managerial name. John. Tell me      why this job? No offence, but ya look a lil’ old to be workin’ at a video rental dump    ” She stops mid sentence and blinks. Hard. “Wait... Did you say your car broke down on the way here?”

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@progenys // liked for a starter!

“Listen to me!” She grabs him firmly by his shoulders and gives him the classic stare-down she gives her brother whenever she wants to make him do the dishes. “We are staying in this creepy haunted shit-hole till morning and filming the fuck out of this dump.” Ah, the things Kat Kowalski would do for money. The local TV station wanted some footage of the old Barnes house located on Prickle Hill. They were creating an expose on supposedly haunted sites and the Barnes house just about took the cake in terms of spooky happenings. “So don’t go chicken shit on me now.” A stern finger is pointed between his eyes. “Got it?”