Because magic

Hi! I'm Llama and I'm a queer, disabled fic writer with chronic pain. 18+ only, please! Check out my main AO3 account or my side account with shippy atla content. You can always find my writing in the my fics tag. Snippets and such posted for WiP Wednesday can always be found here. If you're curious how I keep track of so many WiPs (literally in the hundreds), check out my guide on how to use section headers in Google Docs!

[purplegutz4]

Had this in my head for a while

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[thewitchqifrey]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

[renirae]

woe! spontaneous fanfic fanart I decided to draw like two hours after I actually posted the fic be upon ye!

edit: BTW! I redrew this digitally, you can find the redraw HERE if you are interested!! ^^

[luminouslumity]

[thenaiads]

[tempered-grace]

@bloodypoet

[punmistress]

I was reading this fanfic by Ellegrine and I just had to draw the genius Red Hood is coming to fake kidnap you to get you out of social situations track his progress here app that Jason made in the fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36566281

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sqoiler]

On the Thursday of the last week of kindergarten, the DVD that Miss Martinez was going to play turns out to be scratched beyond recognition, and so she gets out construction paper, scissors, markers, and glitter glue. 

“Father’s Day isn’t for a few more weeks,” she says. “But why don’t we make some cards, just like we did for Mother’s Day, okay?” 

The kids all get to work, reaching for the pile of brightly-colored paper. Stephanie Brown, who will be turning six in August, is the last one to get up. She shifts through the leftover colors–black, a pukey shade of green, blue, white. She picks up the black one and takes it back to her desk. She does not want to make a stupid card for her stupid dad. The other kids at her table are enthusiastically chattering about their dads’ favorite colors and jobs and drawing crayon drawings onto the paper. The girl next to her is cutting a snowflake out with safety scissors. 

Steph picks up a white crayon and stares at her blank card. Across the room, Dexter raises his hand. 

“What if we don’t have a dad?” he asks. Steph remembers from Mother’s Day that Dexter has two moms. 

“Make a card for someone else,” Miss Martinez suggests. “Your grandfather, maybe. Or a neighbor, or a hero.”

A hero?

Steph looks at the black card before her, and her white crayon. She smiles.

And she makes a Father’s Day card for Batman.

Keep reading

[sqoiler]

when steph was little and they did father’s day cards in school she made hers for batman cause he was the only person she could think of and little steph thought that batman probably didn’t get any father’s day cards (she didn’t really think he was a dad or anything just that he wasn’t getting any cards) but she never mailed them obviously and then one day when she’s like 16 & literally packing her stuff to move into wayne manor she finds them again and she’s like “….oh my god” so for the next father’s day she’s like “haha hey loser look at these” and she shows them to bruce and bruce just. starts crying

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Describing Physical Things

Setting

Abandoned Mine

Airplane

Airport Check-in

Alley

Amusement Park

Attic

Bakery

Bank

Basement

Bathroom (home)

Barn

*GE* Barn 2 (Dairy Focus)

Beach

Bedrooms

Birthday Party

Bonfire

Bowling Alley

Bridge

Bookstore

Cafeteria

Casino

*GE* Catacombs

Cave

Church

City Park

Classroom

Closet

Coffee House

Courtroom

Cruise Ship

*GE* Cryogenic Sleep Chamber

Daycare

Desert

Diner

Dragon’s Lair

Dungeon (Caution Graphic Description)

*GE* Egyptian Pyramids

Elevator

Farms

Forest

Frozen Tundra

Gallows

Garage

Garage Sale

Garden

Graveyard

*GE* GLOBAL WARMING (dystopian)

Grocery Store

Halloween Party

Haunted House

Herbalist Shop (fantasy)

High School Hallway

Hospital

Hotel Room

House Fire

House Party

Kitchen

*GE* Laboratory

*GE* Laboratory (secret genetic)

Lake

Library

Locker Room

Meadow

Medieval Castle Armory

Medieval Marketplace

Middle School Dance (informal)

*GE* Mindscape (Mind Magic)

Mountains

Movie Theatre

Night Club

Nursery

Ocean/Sea Bed

Old Pick-Up Truck

Pirate Ship

Playground

Pond

Pool Hall

Prison Cell

Pub

Public Pool (Outdoor)

Rainforest/Jungle

Ranch

Restaurant

River

School Bus

School Office

Shopping Mall

Sleep-Away Camp

*GE* Spaceport

*GE* Spaceship

Stands at a Sporting Event

Storm Sewer

Subway Station

Swamp

Taxi cab

Teacher’s Lounge

Toolshed

*GE* Trailer

Treehouse

*GE* Tropical Island City

Urban Street

Video Arcade

Waiting Room

Waterfall

Water Slide Park

Wedding Ceremony (Church)

Woods at Night

Zoo

Weather

Air Pollution

Avalanche

Blizzard

Breeze

Clouds

Dew

Drought

Dusk

Dust or Sand Storm

Earthquake

Eclipse

Fall

Falling Star

Flood

Forest Fire

Frost

Hailstorm

Heat Wave

Hurricane/Typhoon

Lightning

Mirage

Mist or Fog

Moonlight

Mudslide

Rain

Rainbow

Sky

Sleet

Snow

Spring

Summer

Sunrise

Sunshine

Sunset

Thunderstorm

Tornado

Vortex

Wind

Winter

Color, Texture, & Shape

Color

Black

Blue

Brown

Gray

Gold

Green

Orange

Pink

Purple

Red

Silver

Spotted

Striped

Transparent

White

Yellow

Texture

Bumpy

Barbed/Spined

Crackled

Crumbly

Crusty

Foamy/Spongy

Fuzzy

Gritty

Pitted

Powdery

Prickly

Saw-edged/Serrated

Slimy

Smooth

Sticky

Shape

Arch

Circular/Sphere

Crescent

Heart

Oval & Oval-like

Rectangle

Spiral

Star

Square

Triangular

Tube

Wavy

Support Wordsnstuff!

Request A Writing Help Post/Themed Playlist/Writing Tips!

Send Me Poetry To Feature On Our Instagram!

Receive Updates & Participate In Polls On Our Twitter!

Like us and share on Facebook!

Read More On Our Masterlist & See our Frequently Asked Questions!

Tag What You Want Me To See With #wordsnstuff!

Participate in monthly writing challenges!

[tomoless]

Creature feature

Lowkey inspired by Maroonio’s The Study Of Batology fic on ao3

[secondsongbird]

I know what you are Jason Todd

[chamotea]

Wip

[m0rket]

I wanted something good 💦

[aylendoesart]

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

[cowsnotcrows]

For Father’s Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years 🫶

[lightningstrikes-art]

Holy Smokes‼️ The Joker has kidnapped The Batman! Help the Robins track down the Joker and save Batman before it’s too late ‼️

Join our Batman in Crisis! Stamp Rally at Smash this year!

🚨 Rescue Plan 1. Purchase a stamp card for $10 at 1.E.12. 2. Find the Batman & Joker cutout at each table to receive a stamp. 3. Collect all 5 stamps and return to 1.E.12 to redeem your Golden Age themed prize pack! 🏆

🎨 Featured Artists 🐦 1.E.12 @/lstrikesart (start/end) 🐤 1.E.11 @/missing24seven 🐦 1.J.11 @/harem_wip 🐤 1.J.12 @/oldwhitebox 🐦 1.R.03 @/samarasketch

[littledead-ridinghood]

Jason as those AO3 authors who have the worst tragedies happening to them and yet still continues to pump out his new chapter every week

Some poor, unbeknownst Gothamite: “My favorite fanfic writer hasn’t posted or updated any of their fanfic in like four years. I don’t want to bug them but I’m always hoping for them to come back. I hope their okay :( ”

Jason, in between cutting off right hand mens heads and antagonize black mask, like Really Living It Up: “hey, sorry, guys! I know it’s been forever! I literally died and clawed my way back from zombiehood, but I’m back now! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!”

[tim-drake-is-a-mood]

The fucking TAGS tho

Jason seeing Bruce standing in his apartment staring: wtf how did you find me?

Bruce: your pride and prejudice coffee shop AU updated from this location six hours ago