*Muffled accordion playing in the distance*

[autokrates]

@bardbrain yeah. I’ll show you what I mean.

[bardbrain-blog]

Oh, I can’t wait!

[imayhaveadiceproblem]

Sunny side up! 🍳

[r-n-w]

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

[bardbrain-blog]

I hit a cold darner with an arrow today while aiming at a deer. I feel awful for that poor darner. And for that deer I gave an unnecessary spook.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

Because it is mean!

Babies don’t know the difference if you say it nicely!!!

[bardbrain-blog]

Val no!

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

It does matter!

Why would it though?!

[bardbrain-blog]

Because it is mean!

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

Think of the babies!

They can’t read! It doesn’t matter!

[bardbrain-blog]

It does matter!

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

Val! No!

Kass! Yes!

[bardbrain-blog]

Think of the babies!

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

Val!

Kass!

[bardbrain-blog]

Val! No!

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

[bardbrain-blog]

@autokrates

Val, no! That was such a mean thing to babies! Don’t laugh at it!

[autokrates]

They can’t read! It doesn’t matter!

[bardbrain-blog]

Val!

[bardbrain-blog]

@autokrates

Val, no! That was such a mean thing to babies! Don’t laugh at it!

[bardbrain-blog]

I

Oh dear.

I reblogged that before I read it in its entirety.

[paper-mario-wiki]

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch

[ayujochuu-deactivated20180406]

…she sure likes snow.

[rhinestone-catboy]

She dance

[insomniac-arrest]

I love her 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[autokrates]

bardbrain:

What did they do?

They were strongly against magic existing!

[bardbrain-blog]

Oh, well, that’s silly. It most certainly exists!