Bardock Obama

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

just tryna get wife’d up and be a stay at home dad. 

[iasipscreenshots]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

Pacific Rim (2013)

[whats-up-jerks]

[dalermehndivevo-deactivated2018]

D O EVER JUST MARVEL AT THE FACT GAVIN FREE HAS FUCKING WORKED IN MOVIES AND CREATED FRICK IN G MASTERPIECES LIIKE HOT FUZZ WAS GAVIN, SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS GA VIN, sNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN WAS GAVIN, 

BUT 90% OF THE TIME HE’S JUST LIKE

[taco-bell-rey]

[shittyidea]

Beauty hack: Light your lips on fire to make them fuller and pinker!

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[girlbortion]

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The show stresses again and again that you should love and respect your pokémon even if they aren’t the strongest, but the games give absolutely zero incentive to treat them like anything other than battle slaves.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m convinced most of the adults who told me wikipedia is unreliable, now use viral facebook posts for most of their news sources.

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[full-lifeconsequences]

great job

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bodies are weird. I can run, jump, wakeboard, do cartwheels, play piano, and type 90 words per minute, but if I brush my teeth with the wrong hand it’s like time slows down while my brain tries to process what the actual hell is going on

[officialah]

He’s beauty. He’s grace. What’s up with his face?

(Thanks to the fan who sent this in!)

[shittyidea]

Pay some one to be your sugar daddy