Disenchantment Part 2 Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“Don’t close the door. I’m afraid of the dark.”
“What the devil’s happened here this past 20 years? This hallway was once lined with servants waving fans. Now, there’s just a man smashing bugs with a hammer!”
“There’s real beauty and magic here. You just have to look beyond the rabid goats and unsalted pretzels.”
“I got big plans. It’s all about betrayal, blackmail, backstabbing. The stuff you love!”
“I’ve never murdered anyone. It’s always been an accident, self-defense, or justifiable homicide.”
“Hell of a body count you racked up here, [Name]. I’m impressed.”
“Immortal doesn’t mean I can’t feel pain.”
“God forbid there should be a bannister on a mile-long staircase!”
“There are some bad hombres here. You can’t trust anyone, and I mean anyone. Sure you want to keep going?”
“And, voilà! We are lost!”
“It’s just a vision. Don’t talk to the vision.”
“If you’re done insulting me, I’m here to rescue you.”
“We offer the ancient nectar of the gods: sangria.”
“If I had even one shred of dignity left, it is now long gone.”
“Get out of my wasteland!”
“You really know how to boss people around.”
“We’ll have to wing this in a dangerously half-assed manner.”
“We can work this out. I can change. And not just this smelly robe, my whole outfit.”
“I’ll give you a choice. Either you help me or I bash your face in.”
“I forgive you for everything. Except stealing my drugs. Don’t do that no more.”
“Everybody talks about happily ever after. You ever try to read about the after? You can’t. The book just stops.”
“Woah. You have to walk through this filthy alley to get home?”
“I can’t help you. I don’t even know if I can trust you.”
“The saddest thing in life is having to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.”
“Clothes are for suckers.”
“Do you have any experience with monsters and life-threatening adventures?”
“Your fancy barrels can’t hold me.”
“You know, I’ve always wanted to slowly poison people.”
“Word on the street is you need to get some money out of a stupid vault. Name’s [Name]. And I know a thing or two about stealing.”
“Heisting a castle is not your everyday windowsill pie grab. We’re gonna need specialists.”
“Can I get drunk from a shrimp cocktail?”
“Don’t worry, we’re not gonna to go to jail. If he catches us, he’ll kill us first.”
“I joke when I’m nervous. I’m actually really scared of the situation.”
“You’ve gotten us into so many life-threatening scenarios, my body no longer registers fear.”
“I thought I was doing something bad for a good reason, but it turns out I was just doing something bad.”
“Steal from the jerks! Give to the wimps!”
“So do you want to give me your soul now or do a payment plan thing where I crush it slowly over time?”
“You’re gonna sit still, you’re gonna make interesting conversation, and you’re not gonna embarrass me.”
“You’re a mean, ugly, heartless witch of a sister, and I wouldn’t want to be seen with you anyway. But can I tag along, please?”
“Go make a friend. It’s simple. Just walk around and pretend you’re not irritating.”
“Six shots of demon urine comin’ right up.”
“I know it’s not his fault, but I just wish he would die.”
“Maybe I’ll just walk into the sea and drown.”
“They aren’t bottles, you stupid moron. They’re amphorae.”
“Oh, [Name], you were almost cool, and now look at you.”
“I can’t trust anyone with more or fewer eyes than I have.”
“I’m always up. I haven’t been able to sleep for weeks.”
“You can’t escape your dreams, but you can stop a nightmare if you work through the issues causing it.”
“It’s coffee. It’s kinda like tea but stronger and worse.”
“Have you considered writing erotic fairytale fanfiction?”
“They’re mocking me? What did I ever do?”
“Don’t fill up on candy, our main course is coming.”
“Take me with you. I gotta see where all this stuff comes from.”
“I come with you, or I don’t help you with this plan.”
“Stay inside! Unless you want to see something really cool!”
“You could get an infection. But not with this antibiotic goo I invented.”
“This is so much better than any stupid castle.”
“I didn’t want to wake you. Or invite you.”
“Hey, can you keep it down in there? I’m trying to roll around in my own filth.”
“I love this place. And you don’t even have to pay.”
“What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the shed.”
“Wow! That’s the kind of thing a guy says right before I punch him in the gut.”
“Oh, so sorry. I’m throwing a little pancake party, but you’re not invited. Bye!”
“This is the best revenge you could come up with? Waking me up at the crack of dawn with a stupid duck party? What is wrong with you?”
“[Name], did anything bad happen while I was gone?”
“I want answers! Magical answers that solve everything at once!”
“[Name]! Hi. Your life is in danger!”
“You saw what happened. It was an accident.”
“Sorry, I’m under strict orders to keep you here forever.”
“Now’s no time for a nap, psycho killer.”
“We all know that rats are magnets for filth-borne disease. So, what better way to pull the disease from his body than by covering him in freshly shampooed rats?”
“These fools don’t know anything about science or medicine.”
“I think you’re in serious trouble with the murder and all.”
“Now, will you confess to being a witch?”
“How can you possibly know what I know unless… you’re a witch?”
“I don’t know when I’m gonna die. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but… Well, it’s feeling like Thursday.”
“Oh, thank God. I thought this was gonna be the sex talk.”
“Someone always feels like it’s not fair to them. And the fairest decisions, those are the ones where everybody feels screwed.”
“Permission to approach the witness and punch him in the face?”
“You’re all a bunch of stupid, small-minded, mouth-breathing, superstitious ding-dongs, who are completely delusional and vote against your own self-interest.”
“Oh, God, I’ve even lost the power to lie convincingly. And that’s not even a power, more of a mental defect”
“Don’t slip on the rats.”
“Did you ever have one of those dreams where you’re about to die and at the last second, you suddenly wake up and everything’s okay? Well, this isn’t one of those.”
“While I was growing up, I was completely lost, and then after I met you, I was still lost, but at least we got lost together.”
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