RAT MAN

zack • he/him • 26

[rattyzombie]

UN CHANGE: rat-paws -> rattyzombie

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tag directory bc the inbuilt tumblr one sucks and I can never find my shit

this is mostly for my ease and benefit but if you want to look around the tags go for it!

me - things that are me

i love this - favourites tag

reference - information I want to go back to at some point

talking tag - whenever I have anything At All to say

emojis - friends tags

i think I hauve covid - i don't wanna talk about it 👀

mr oats - my cat

7 foot ace - just posts about ace from one piece (I literally have never seen an episode with him in, I know nothing about him, I just think he's neat) ((the tag wording is an inside joke))

[wykonii]

[heartwarminganimals]

Red panda having a sleepy stretch

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[walkingproof]

the worst thing you can do is let this world steal your whimsy. protect your whimsy at all cost. don’t let these joyless doofuses steal your magic

[loontattoo]

breedable (via hudsonwupdates)

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[edgebug]

[dogpuppy]

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[jesusway]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[filmphotofranz]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[theblackparadeisdead]

Summer hike number one! Five mile round trip and I did it in flip flops

[wifislim]

[aphrogenian]

person with naturally good skin:in the morning i wash with peepee. at night i use poopoo and glossier milky jelly. simple is best :)

[dorfs]

I will never forget this post until the day I die