The Doors of Perception

20-pan- I think I'm funny -Working On It-

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[big-bi-rakdos]

Yes -I know about the misshapen man the local judge keeps in the church bell tower. No - I will not be making an issue of it because I have my own problems to deal with it is the 1400's.

[big-bi-rakdos]

Update: hes started singing

[theehorsepusssy]

[rainboconversation]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[sacred-portal]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[animentality]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

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[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[lizardho]

I remember one time I was doing an ADHD evaluation with a kid who had asked to go to the bathroom like 3 times during the 30-ish minute part of the interview where we asked his mom questions, so I knew that was his go-to excuse when bored. We get started on the WISC-V after the interview and within 30 seconds of vocab starting he asks if he can go to the bathroom, and I say:

“No.”

And this kid rolls his eyes because DUH and he says “Why not?” all cranky-styles, so I said

“Because you don’t need to go to the bathroom, you’re bored and you need to move. If you need to move, tell me and I’ll let you know if we’re at a part of the test where we can pause. Like, for example, we can pause right now if you wanna race me around the building.”

And this kids face fucken LIT up. We did three laps around the outside of the building and came back in and he finished like 3 subtests and asked if he could move so we got up and tried to see how high we could jump for 3 minutes and the finished the rest of the assessment with one bathroom break. And that was all it took tbh, this kid was SO capable he just needed to move and hadn’t been allowed to do so before. I also like making people mad by pointing out that I know what they’re up to, then just giving them permission to do the thing they were sneakily trying to do in the first place. It’s like being affectionately annoying and it’s part of how I connect to others.

[sifu-kisu]

[biggyman]

Hooooooo my fucking god

[sailatina3]

[doktorcringenfailen]

me: no little german boy 😭😕😭😕😭😭 don’t go into that sorority 😨😨😕😭

german boy: oh mien gott 👀👀👀 oh mien gott you guys 👀👀👀😳😳😳😆😆🫣

[whimsicalfairytales]

I’ve never seen a single episode of the pitt but I do think that kind autistic woman should fuck the twitchy drug guy who has the eyes of an abandoned shelter dog

[fionaostby]

Make a terrible comic day 2026 roaring success

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[thecolorblockcurator]

Minerva taming the centaur,1482, Sandro Bottecelli