happiness is real

twentyish.college student.still looking for happiness.

[thechapterfiveblog-deactivated2]

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

look at this fucking box full of pit bull puppies

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

[sneppythebagel-deactivated20251]

That is…a good question

[sadakotetsuwan]

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

[lnane]

Thanks murder side of tumblr

[sobeitjayt]

@ Heavy chested women how yall doing this summer

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Bruh 😪 even with deodorant under them thangs shit still be moist 😭😭

[jehovahhthickness]

There’s nothing wrong with living at home when you’re in school or just working to save up money for your future plans.

[jehovahhthickness]

And y'all do know that some people are disabled or have mental illnesses so they don’t have much of a choice BUT to live at home.

[jehovahhthickness]

Or maybe they take care of their parents, siblings or grandparents because they’re probably ill.

[jehovahhthickness]

Or we can just mind our own fucking business & not judge those who are probably having a really hard time right now and not living their lives as independently as they would like to

[maverynthia]

And even those of us with full time jobs with benefits and stuff still aren’t making enough to live on because our goverment seems fit not to mandate a LIVABLE wage so.. even if you jump all the hurdles you still get smacked with those.

[jehovahhthickness]

^^^^^ that too.

[rainekeiko]

when I tell y'all July is going to be a fruitful month, an abundance of blessings coming left and right, things falling into place; it’s really about to get crazy as we enter the 7th month. 🥂

[miniature-stigmata]

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

[miniature-stigmata]

when i was about thirteen or so, my mother took me to sears to buy me pants. i went into the youth section and picked out jeans and dickies.

the act of trying to fit my fat, squishy body into something that would not go past my knees was embarrassing. but it’s doubled when i realized i was wearing the biggest size in that section, what was supposed to be my section. the look my mother gave me when i told her that nothing fit is seared into my memory.

so i cried. i cried because this meant i had to shop at the womens section. for some completely asinine reason, in my teens, i decided that if i ever shopped in the fat lady’s section, it meant that i had failed. at what? i still don’t really know. passing by the abundance of ugly, drab, boring clothes that the plus size section provided felt like i was in a funhouse, like this can’t be my reality.

but the pants fit there. i took no pleasure from this, and i cried again.

so that’s why i made this post. because the experiences that fat and chubby kids go through in dressing rooms is unique and so rarely talked about. i’m in a much better place now and have definitely embraced my fat thighs and hanging double belly, but i know a lot of us who grew up to be fat adults still have some pain we have to address and work through.

so again, this is for all the fat kids who have cried in dressing rooms. however your particular story went, i hope you can look back on it and start to heal.

[southern-wilde]

Fuck i remember this

i still go through it

this is why i hate clothes shopping. 

[terminalthrillness]

People ask why I spend so much money on clothing now -.-.

[crissle]

this brought back too many bad memories. except i was always relieved if i found anything that actually fit. 

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[hottiesofthiscentury]

Let’s see

[th3bamst3r]

Let’s See

[kyng-kung]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[kyng-kung]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[killaskillz85]

Nothing to lose

[blaquehonnee]

Nothing beats a failure but a try.

[locsofpoetry]

[divine-noire]

And this is the Black women they don’t want you to see. Look at us.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[linderlost]

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

[jcgreen72]

Confirmed

[thembocoles]

Basically

[anunpolishedpearl]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Rachel Profiling had me 💀💀💀💀

[misadventureofcleopvtrv]

Bruh 💀

[thetattedstoner]

Kryptonite (Im on It) || Big Boi Presents Purple Ribbon All Stars

[falconpunchyourmom]

It must be nice for white people to be able to resist cops arrest, run away, and reach for their gun and live.

[yallstillhere]

I WILL GET ANOTHER JOB

I WILL GET A CAR

I WILL TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

I WILL ACCOMPLISH ALL OF MY GOALS

I AM WORTHY OF LOVE

I AM PATIENT

I AM TOLERANT

I FORGIVE MYSELF

[instagramchild-blog]

[jehovahhthickness]

Why are we like this???? 😭😭😂😂😂

[theryanproject]

Cause we’re amazing

[sydneyarlana]

Oh my gosh I love it 😩😅

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

I’m here for the A-Town Stomp from lil buddy in the hoodie

[laranoa]

When we say that the United States is joining Syria and Nicaragua by not participating in the Paris agreement, I think it’s not fair to leave it at that, because neither of them refused to sign for reasons anything like the selfish ones of the United States.

Syria was under sanctions making it complicated to even attend, and on top of that were embroiled in intense civil warfare and not in a great position to make a commitment like that. They didn't​ disagree with it, but were never involved with the deal in the first place.

Nicaragua actually felt that the Paris agreement was not strict enough, arguing that they didn’t want to be complicit in a voluntary effort that didn’t properly allocate the responsibility to large countries for being the ones who poisoned the environment in the first place, nor impose a punishment on anyone failing to comply with the standards. Nicaragua is one of the countries that’s most affected by climate change but least responsible, and they felt that wasn’t fairly reflected in the accord.

The United States is the ONLY country that has rejected the Paris accord because of the belief that our environment is less important than our profit. Even oppressive regimes and the poorest nations in the world are smarter than that, or at least know when to keep their mouths shut and play along. The USA is not really in the league of Syria or Nicaragua, but alone in the refusal to cooperate out of pure greed.

[lareinecersei]

I checked and it’s true: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/31/why-nicaragua-and-syria-didnt-join-the-paris-climate-accord/?utm_term=.a36d3a0d88e7