I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz

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I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz
"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE
Good night, good luck, boys...
Henry to everyone else: Sir Hans Capon is my lord. With my body and soul I serve him. I'm his page, his bodyguard, his escort, his loyal friend, his everything. I'll gladly lay down my life to save his. He's a Very Important Noble, I'll have you know! And he's really cool and also super hot. Did I mention I serve Hans Capon?
Henry to Hans: You little shit. You obnoxious little brat. You're the most annoying creature God ever created. I'll never know peace as long as you're in my life................... mY LorD.
Hans to everyone else: Henry? That nobody. That village yokel. He's such an idiot. He knows nothing of importance. Pay him no mind, he only speaks nonsense.
Hans to Henry: You are everything to me. You are my raison d'être. My feelings for you surpass every language I know. So all I can do is speak in allegories and compare you to every Cool Guy I know, like Hercules and Alexander the Great. I'm willing to risk everything to show you how much I care about you. Oh btw, if you die, I'll literally kill myself.
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Sir Hanush looked up at the sign hanging outside the Devil's Den, wrinkling his nose in disgust. It was hard to believe this was the place his nephew was choosing to spend his days before his wedding duties called him back to Rattay.
He waited impatiently for said nephew at one of the filthy tables outside, ordering the finest wine from the terse owner. The rowdy patrons laughed and swilled ale, slamming tankards together, swearing and shoving each other. Sir Hanush was reminded of the first time he'd broken up Hans' fight with Henry. Perhaps this was why he liked the place so much.
"Uncle," Hans said with a less than pleased sigh, joining Hanush at the table and sitting opposite. Henry was at his side as usual; he at least greeted him as befit, with a nice courteous bow, before sitting beside Hans, "what brings you here?"
"Well, it's nice to see you, too," Hanush sipped on his wine, grimacing at the taste, "I shan't be staying. I'm just passing through on my way back to Rattay," he pointedly eyed Hans, clearing his throat, "speaking of which-"
"No chance," the young lord folded his arms adamantly, shaking his head, "I'm not going anywhere until I absolutely have to. And, even then, I won't go quietly."
Hanush sighed, rubbing his forehead and Henry was beginning to wonder if he should leave. He didn't want to be in the middle of a family drama, especially since he'd agreed to be the one to drag his secret lover to the altar if necessary.
"What the devil is keeping you here of all places?"
"Oh, it isn't so bad," Hans waved a hand dismissively, looking around the inn's exterior, "sure, it could be bigger and the patrons may not be reputable. But there is plenty to keep us entertained," he glanced at Henry, nudging him playfully, "besides, Henry and I spend most of our time at swordplay. Don't we, Henry?"
"Aye," Henry nodded, chuckling to himself as he patted Hans on the shoulder, "we've gotten quite skilled. I'm certainly enjoying our sessions."
"We can go for hours," Hans said cheerfully. He was beginning to enjoy his uncle's visit, particularly the blank look on his face as he looked between them. He continued, resting his hand on Henry's knee, "Henry is so rigorous, I'm sore for hours afterwards. Sometimes days."
"And Sir Hans is a formidable opponent," Henry smirked, reaching for his own ale, "he's such a skilled teacher I've spent more time on my back than on my feet."
Hanush stared at each of them with a frown on his face. After a long pause, he drained his wine and slammed the cup onto the table.
"Well, if you insist. I'll take my leave," he stood from the bench, brushing down his clothes. He gave his nephew an awkward shoulder pat, nodding once, "I'll send for you when the preparations are complete."
Hanush climbed into his wagon, watching the two youngsters as his carriage pulled away. Hans and Henry were as inseparable as ever, laughing together and wandering back into the inn side by side. Hanush couldn't help but smile, pleased that his nephew had such a good friend in young Henry.
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knocked the guard out before speaking to capon during 'for whom the bell tolls' so we could hear the entire song
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