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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

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baritoneguy

#Me #GlimmerglassOps

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“What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….

moldyjunk

Last summer: Summer of Steven, four consecutive weeks of brand new plot-heavy episodes, stretching from July to August, followed by yet another week of episodes towards the end of August

This summer:

thcrin

— build me a bloodline, build me a bond. // f.o.

#Sense8isBack

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the notes are broken 😂

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Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes.

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longslife

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the gays™ are coming

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Staaahhhhp

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Gooooals

fruitgushers

facts

lana gays = tops

grimes gays = vers bottoms

marina gays = powerbottoms

fka twigs gays = sub tops

beyonce gays = true vers

gaga gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

taylor swift gays = basic bottoms

cupcakke gays = vers tops

lorde gays = sub tops and powerbottoms

carly gays = bottoms

sia gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

britney gays = bottoms

cher gays = daddy doms

madonna gays = daddy subs

bjork gays = weird feitsh gays

chikkou

as i said before lana gays are DEFINITELY power bottoms. but the rest of this list is solid

fruitgushers

there is no way lana gays are anything but tops. how can any gay listen to lana and not want to top? it doesnt add up. as a lana gay who identifies as a vers top i feel that this is an affront to everything lana stands for

chikkou

your first mistake was admitting that you are, in fact, a lana gay, thus showing your bias. no singular person has listened to lanas music and wanted to top as a result. lanas entire aesthetic is about doing controlling the situation while letting her partner believe they have the control and rewarding her for it. her gays can be nothing else but power bottoms

fruitgushers

a lot of what you said is true but it must be taken into consideration that lanas songs are typically directed at the listener, lana feeds into the top narrative of control and having someone take your all. this is why lana gays must be tops. because while lana says things a powerbottom might say and be about, it is directed at the listener, who is a top.

chikkou

a listener engages with a song to project themselves into the positions of the singer. lana sings about her exploits with manipulating her many sugar daddies and her desire to seek out more material things from them, and it is this message that isolates any top who may listen, since they cannot relate to it. the only gays who could understand lanas experience enough to stan her are power bottoms

stevieofhouseatreides

the rest of the gays:

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This is all I’ve done so far! I cringed at the idea of doing a comparison because my own art looks terrible when compared to the original masterpieces, but since others have done it I figured I may as well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The most fun part about doing these pieces is that I feel I’m exploring the original painters’ mind a little. And hopefully learning something from them in the process! :P

#for hollie

actingallweird

IT'S FUCKING PRIDE MONTHHHH ❤️🏳️‍🌈💛🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈💚🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈

eldensage

Bear Community Aesthetics

cargo shorts

suspenders over ratty gaymer tshirts

pizza

never combing your hair

alternatively, putting so much product in your hair it looks greasy

curling your mustache

alternatively, letting your ‘stache grow down over your bottom lip

pictures of spread asses with stained cracks

calling complete strangers “bud”, “bub” or “cubby”

dry, flaky beards

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an overuse of the word “adorable”. (ie. adorably nerdy, adorably cute, adorably sexy etc)

worshiping drag queens but shunning feminine men

and finally, a never ending sense of superiority for “not being like other gays”

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You forgot to mention that ugly paw tattoo they have in your much needed drag of this shitty-ass community.

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Don’t forget “I’m not into black guys, It’s just a preference.”

pineandthistle

• One-word responses on growlr (even though they messaged you first), because evidently engaging conversation is a nuance one mustn’t trifle with if he wishes to be perceived gruff and masculine

• messages you constantly then ignores you at the bar but IMMEDIATELY messages you again the SECOND you leave

• constantly worshiping dudes with average looks and zero personality

• dates men that could easily pass as his identical twin

• a duck dynasty aesthetic with a toddlers in tiaras disposition

notlostonanadventure

But wait, there’s more

• craft beer • literally growling at someone they like • hugs that turn into public groping sessions • camping trips in the nude • sleep apnea • funding terrible webseries • gogo boys are “celebrities” • new balance • “I would totally fuck Chris Pratt, but like, the old Chris Pratt”