baroness von miserie

She/Her | i was bullied by pretty women to make this page | minors dni

[multitrackdrifting]

tears in my eyes

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[the-sapphic-raven]

IT WAS WHAT?

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

Your electrician was trying to kill you

[meow-moment]

remembering the time i made an innocuous comment when tipping was introduced, about how tumblr would never be monetizeable, and photoshatt himself came into my (at the time 17yo) DMs and going "i hope you dont mean that :( that really hurts to hear you say :( you know i really need to find a way to make this site profitable :(" like bro not my fucking job. stop fishing for financial advice

[meow-moment]

Words of a professional CEO folks

[nyancrimew]

remember when there was a joke going around this site about making me CEO around this time last year i suddenly got an ask from matt asking me what i'd do if i were ceo for a day where he then proceeded to completely ignore my reply

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

no can you link it lol

[nyancrimew]

i would if this site had a functioning search feature

[paladinia]

I spent 19 years in a religion and felt nothing.

I spend 1 night with another trans girl and I feel like I've transcended some kind of spiritual plane.

Which is hilarious cuz I don't believe in anything like that.

Anyway, trans women are goddesses and fucking them is a divine experience.

[hrtforthememe]

Trans people confirmed better than god

[paladinia]

A trans woman blew me in the shower and then sat on my face, Jesus never did anything for me. Step up your game, Jesus.

@smallgronk I'm gonna be worshipping you eternally btw

[smallgronk]

Damn to see how popular a post about fucking me has gotten NGL. And of course I throated you in the shower, it was the only place in that god forsaken desert where my mouth wasn't dry <3.

[cpericardium]

He kinda ate but lesbians definitely ate first

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[demilypyro]

ogh... she's so pretty... i'm in love with her......

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[melynnwaters]

babe are you alright? you just reblogged eunnieboo’s pink in the night comic again

[wolfpuppymutt]

bro...just become the hot gamer gf

[depsidase]

[peachdelta]

i really need to stop saying everything that pops into my head

[slimegirl-selkie]

[interstellar-backwoods]

gimme the meat girl inside my walls i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and feel so gay

[markvomit]

Mark Vomit (2020)

[dragkingandreweldritch]

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

[fanonical]

yesterday, tumblr totally deleted the account of a prominent trans girl on this website because she was posting safe for work transition timeline photos. this is supposedly "the queerest place on the internet" but i haven't seen anybody but trans girls talking about this. why does nobody else give a fuck?

[fanonical]

BOOST THIS POST don’t let anybody ignore this!!!

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[depsidase]

[kuttithevangu]

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

[w1zrad]

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I nearly teared up reading “Andean agricultural technicians” bc fuck yes! these were members of Pre-Inca cultures who lived 7 to 10 thousand years ago, and they were scientists! food scientists and researchers and farmers whose names and language we can never know, who lived an inconceivably long time ago (pre-dating ancient civilizations in Egypt, China, India, Greece, and even some parts of Mesopotamia) and we are separated by millennia of time and history, but still for thousands of years the fruits vegetables of their labor and research have continued to nourish countless human lives, how is that not the most earthly form of a true miracle??? anyway yes potatoes are beautiful, salute their creators.

[cricketcat9]

There are approximately 4000 varieties of potato in Peru. I’ve seen an incredible variety of corn and tomatoes, and root vegetables I’ve never seen before, on the local farmer markets. Yet some expats insist on buying only imported, expensive American brands of canned veggies… 🤷🏼‍♀️ Peruvian potatoes 👇🏼

[i-just-like-commenting]

It is long since time for us to start viewing plant domestication as the bioscience that it is. Because while the Andeans were creating potatoes, the ancient Mesoamericans were turning teosinte into corn:

And then there’s bananas, from Papua New Guinea:

These were not small, random changes, this was real concerted effort over years to turn inedible things into highly edible ones. And I’m convinced the main reason we’re reluctant to call them scientific achievements is, well, a racist one.

[coral-skeleton]

And it’s such a shame too, cause this was probably the most impotrant scientific effort in human history, it bought us the time to do everything else we do, to go from just trying to get enough calories every day to everything we do now, it game people the freedom to do other things with their lives, human society would not have existed as it is today without this

We need to appreciate our ancient food scientists