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I don't recommend snorting smarties
The urge to finally curl up, to be small and vulnerable and comfy in another boy's arms. <3
To no longer be the responsible one, the babysitter, the boy in charge; to be hushed and cooed at and have my hair smoothed down by warm hands. Don't get me wrong, I love taking care of my friends and being someone people can rely on, but sometimes I just want to be the one being taken care of to. I think it'd be so lovely to just be held for a while.
being a pervert who also knows their way around a woodshop is so strange.
CNC? The woodcutting machine or the kink?
Yes, I will grab the wood for you
My Superman story pitch
so, with the Omniverse, the shit supey pulled in the silver age is canon again, so here's a pitch for a story about that.
Brainiac is back (with koko the space monkey). And it's calculated that the kryptonian would be thrown off his game if confronted with symbols of his shortcoming or failure. However, the real threats would be unruly. It needs ones who would be easily controlled.
So Brainiac flies around the universe, picking up those the man of steel has failed, pissed off, or just ones Brainiac calculates would be useful.
we got Bee boy (a boy who was transformed into a half-bee creature to 'repair a lung'. After superboy mogged on him, he promised to bring him a cure. He didnt), Khalex (a super powered alien whom Superman pissed off during a worlds finest comic), a superman robot that went haywire, crashed on a planet, built a mermaid robot wife(because the man of tomorrow's down-baddery for lori lemaris was ingrained in his robots, apparently) and a robot son. (I imagine Brainiac captures their family. Maybe he's still got that shrink ray lying around), and the duplicate man (a criminal who could duplicate himself, whom kal-el pissed off during a worlds finest comic).
Also, it wouldn't be a real silver age story without a lois lane marriage and Jimmy Olsen transformation, so at some point, Jimmy and Lois get hit with some kind of hallucination ray, and Jimmy hallucinates being the human octopus (which might have been a hallucination according to the original story), and Lois hallucinates marrying Titanman (which was a hallucination in the original story)
some more members for Brainiac's group.
When superman abused his adopted son (Jimmy Olsen), because he heard a prophecy that he would destroy his son. Except the prophet didn't mean son, he meant SUN, and it turned out a sun he had made had gone out, so he had to destroy it. I figure maybe one of those aliens survived, and now hates the man of soup
Also, Superman trapped Proteus (the old man of the sea) on a lifeless water world, I assume to slowly go insane.
Is there like.... A thing? Like a disorder where you compulsively self-diagnose yourself with other disorders?
i just want to know what's wrong with me
no one's called me a good boy today and i think that's really messed up
reblog to call prev a good boy
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
yes.... Don't mind me ...
Trump can't keep a man, confirmed.
Elon and Bubba is two for two
trying to cry myself to sleep, but I'm too emotionally closed off
the other day, I used the term 'goon squad' in conversation, as in a squad if goons, henches, mooks, hoods, etc.
The person I was talking with gave me the weirdest look, and I really felt my age
I have never played Pathfinder but the adventure that ends with the party going to 1918 Russia to kill Rasputin lives in my brain rent free. The canonical adventure path where Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin traps Baba Yaga using the inventions of Nikola Tesla. The canonical officially licensed adventure path where Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin is actually the father of Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov and magically resurrected her after the Russian revolution.
I need more high fantasy TTRPGs that suddenly turn into a reverse isekai and end with the party fighting a famous historical figure.
Queen Titania hires the party to kill a 17th century English playwright who wrote a humiliating play about her
The god of war sends the party to assassinate archduke franz Ferdinand
The witch queen sends the party to stop a Salem judge from burning an actual witch
Some demon lord or savage god gives the party a hit list of industrial revolution inventors
shhhhhhh! No one tell the Penny plunderer they stopped making pennies
My Superman story pitch
so, with the Omniverse, the shit supey pulled in the silver age is canon again, so here's a pitch for a story about that.
Brainiac is back (with koko the space monkey). And it's calculated that the kryptonian would be thrown off his game if confronted with symbols of his shortcoming or failure. However, the real threats would be unruly. It needs ones who would be easily controlled.
So Brainiac flies around the universe, picking up those the man of steel has failed, pissed off, or just ones Brainiac calculates would be useful.
we got Bee boy (a boy who was transformed into a half-bee creature to 'repair a lung'. After superboy mogged on him, he promised to bring him a cure. He didnt), Khalex (a super powered alien whom Superman pissed off during a worlds finest comic), a superman robot that went haywire, crashed on a planet, built a mermaid robot wife(because the man of tomorrow's down-baddery for lori lemaris was ingrained in his robots, apparently) and a robot son. (I imagine Brainiac captures their family. Maybe he's still got that shrink ray lying around), and the duplicate man (a criminal who could duplicate himself, whom kal-el pissed off during a worlds finest comic).
Also, it wouldn't be a real silver age story without a lois lane marriage and Jimmy Olsen transformation, so at some point, Jimmy and Lois get hit with some kind of hallucination ray, and Jimmy hallucinates being the human octopus (which might have been a hallucination according to the original story), and Lois hallucinates marrying Titanman (which was a hallucination in the original story)
Ways to celebrate unicorn day
some of y'all need some more whimsy in your life, so I encourage you to celebrate unicorn day! (April 9th). Fun celebration ideas include...
Baking cupcakes!
Making rainbows!
Rewatching the last unicorn!
Watching some MLP episodes!
Going hunting!
Jumping off a cliff! (The original legend says they did this, landed in their horn, and walked away unharmed)
Destabilizing the European Economy!
Scamming a world leader!
Killing a narwal!
Taking testosterone supplements (or hrt)! (in medieval Europe, unicorns were the symbol of alpha male machismo) (cuz they thought their horn looked like a dick)
Using glitter glue!