#posting nonsense

[baronsmiles]

Any ship involving Shazam is automatically pretty problematic (for obvious reasons). I have a solution.

From the makers of PrimeDiamond, comes, Dial Shazam!

It's Shazam x Dial H for Hero baybeeeee!

(for those of you who don't know, dial h for hero was a shortlived superhero from the silver age. Red-blooded American teenager Robbie Reed (from Littleville USA) finds a magic rotary dial. When the word Hero is spelled on the dial (because it apparently had all 26 letters of the alphabet on it), it turns the user into A superhero! Which one? Well are you feelin' lucky? (It's a random superhero every time, typically an adult))

Is this a good ship? No. These are two horny teenage boys with ready access to adult bodies and superpowers.

Is this ship better than nearly any other ship involving Shazam? Absolutely, 10/10

The best part is, DC has the rights to both of them, so they could make this happen if they weren't cowards.

[yourlocalavian]

pov:

When you see a post that’s basically identical to one you made a few days earlier.... but they posted theirs a day or so before you posted yours:

PANIC PANIC PANIC

[autograft]

One of my die-hard headcanons is that Hannibal has synthesasia... I'd pinned it on him during the scene where he's preparing a meal but visually he's immersed outside, in the fields. It just makes sense to me. Listen.

[buggyyyyyyyyl]

it’s someone’s birthday soon……….

( you know who you are ~@sketchbook-fiend~)

[goldenasters]

I once asked my mother if I could do one of those 23 and me gene tests, out of curiosity. She asked if I was rascist

[sxjung]

[5/#] of Moo Ra's sass-ons ♡

[baronsmiles]

My concept for Absolute Killer Moth.

Drury Walker's house burned down when he was 6. This traumatic event caused his mind to split in half.

In bright light, he's cagey, panicky, paranoid. On edge. The blaze of fire sending fight or flight directly to his brain.

In darkness, he's calm. Cool. Collected. In the arms of the firefighters. Safe.

The two personalities don't know each other exist. They just black out when they enter bright light or darkness respectively. The dark personality is fine. They're calm. The light personality is thrown into deeper paranoia by this, and lives in fear of darkness.

When Black Mask distributed the animal masks, the dark personality took one. A moth. To the light personality, it looked like this moth mask just appeared the next day, serving only to drive them further into paranoia.

The intense paranoia, childhood trauma, lack of support structures, and possibly still functioning mechanisms inside the mask all combined to create a symbol for himself. A moth, a symbol of light.

This killer moth is more of a tragic figure than a joke. They're still not a credible threat, but you don't want to laugh at them. They wear lightbulbs on bandoliers to keep the light personality active