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I am still recovering after Halloween when I was handing out candy, and my brother's friends came over with a plate of cupcakes and said, "We're reverse-trick-or-treaters. We come to your house and give you candy!"
The cupcake was delicious. It just struck me as quite odd.
An early season Bob-centric episode in which Ann finds Snake again after he's robbed her diner and, charmed and stupid, she tries to get him to date her - he's entirely uninterested until she mentions living across the penitentiary. The wheels start to turn and all of a sudden, he welcomes the idea...
Meanwhile, Bob had been reading self-improvement books (anger management, how to let go of grudges, revenge isn't the answer etc) and was on his very best behaviour, planning on waiting out his sentence and come back to society a changed man, ready for a fresh start...
But when the opportunity to escape is presented as readily as it is here, he shrugs off all of his good decisions, throws his book above his shoulder and switches back to crazed maniac in an instant - and back to hunting Bart he goes!
Though the focus of the episode will be Bob and Bart, several times throughout the episode there will be appearances of Snake trying to drop the charade with Ann now that he got what he wanted - but each time he'll have to keep up the farce for one reason or another;
(Listen, Snake growing a conscience and suddenly refusing to violate carpool lane rules for a one-off joke is hilarious to me. Don't look at me like that)
While their B-Plot is going on and intermittently shows them fleeing the law by car in gradually stupider situations - Bob has managed to corner Bart against the big window pane of the Mall.
As he lifts his knife, about to strike...
Snake's car suddenly crashes through that window and flies out of the mall above Bart, before ramming straight into Bob and splattering him on the pavement. The end of a sequence parodying the Mall Car Chase scene from the Blues Brothers.
"Dude, that was not a shortcut."
Cut to both Bob and Snake getting handcuffed. Snake looks a little more sincere when he says "I'll call you!" to Ann-Doreen as the cops make him sit in the car.
Mirroring that, Bob says "I'll kill you!" to Bart as the ambulance takes him away.
Roll credits.
WELL THAT WAS A LONG ONE. LOL.
I worked hard on this one, so for once I'll say; please reblog and give me your thoughts! I hope you liked it!!
BONUS INFOS:
This would be the second episode with Ann-Doreen (outside of like, crowd shots and other non-speaking appearances in the background) and the one to properly set up the relationship she has with Snake. Lots of fun for that poor bugger!
I've made all the panels rectangular because I wanted to try and work in a format that's similar to actually watching the show - it's not 16:9 (nor square like it should technically be for early seasons) but I think we get the feeling anyway :]
That one other guy in the prison is just this random unnamed prisoner from 12x10 'Pokey Mom'. His first appearance would thus be in that ep I made, since it predates season 12!
Also here's me knowing in advance I'm putting way too much effort into this post:
in light of the fact that tumblr has bunglr'd and forgot its own dedication to the bit on april fools i declare a bit war. the person who comes up with the silliest bit to make into our own goddamn april fools gimmick gets to be the bit monarch for the whole of 2025. even if they don't want to be. go.
Bob nodded. He was glad he could still impress someone with his talent.
"Of course, my dear. Now I'd like to start with 'Rainbow Connection' from The Muppets Movie, if that's alright with you."
He gave her a smile.
"Call it silly, but I find the song breathtaking." He took a breath, hoping she didn't actually think it was silly. He readied his violin and played the first few notes.
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