Bart Allen !!

Dc RP blog Profile picture by @m-ozzy!!

[bart-says-so]

Keewwwlll!

Name?

Bart Allen, Impulse!

Age?

Sixteen— Almost seventeen!

Gender?

Uuuuuhhh he/him but whateverrr

Origins?

Shrug

OOC under cut, please read!

adding this to the top of all my accounts’ pinned because clearly some people don’t bother to read far enough to see it:

I AM A MINOR! DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL IF YOU HAVE MDNI!! IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Hey yall, it’s @m-ozzy again!! Please read my intro post for my DNI and boundaries before interacting!

Some things not on that intro post:

No nsfw, no godmodding, OCs and magic anons(with limits) are welcome!

For now this is just a silly blog, but I may get into some more detailed rps later on.

currently this bart’s personality is based on the yj98 comics that I’m reading, but it may not always be completely in character because I’m still learning!

I’ve become a biiit more lenient on my romance policy, but I still do prefer communication before any sort of romantic interactions.

Bart divider by me, give creds if you use!

[greaterthansuperman]

Uegm..

Yoi sl coop.. domp gi vald.

@bart-says-so

1) I'M NOT GOING FUCKING BALD YOU JACKASS

2) You good, man? You don't sound too good

[bart-says-so]

don yel atmde im sofry ..!!!!

imgdou yef

[greaterthansuperman]

Uh huh, what'cha do?

[bart-says-so]

i dimt do andgying !!! :(

[greaterthansuperman]

Dude, you only spelled 1 word right in the sentence, and it's not the one with 1 letter. Either you're moving too fast and about to break another phone, or you already did something

[bart-says-so]

Shudtyip imdine okdy

nd imoyt gondt brejk andother phon gounf fazt bcud i cnt evnt gr fafte rightd niw

[greaterthansuperman]

Uhhh, that's WAY more concerning than you breaking a phone. What the fuck happened??

Where are you??

[bart-says-so]

ourm . i dnot onkow. ivetery damk thofu. smbeld limk morld .

[greaterthansuperman]

Uegm..

Yoi sl coop.. domp gi vald.

@bart-says-so

1) I'M NOT GOING FUCKING BALD YOU JACKASS

2) You good, man? You don't sound too good

[bart-says-so]

don yel atmde im sofry ..!!!!

imgdou yef

[greaterthansuperman]

Uh huh, what'cha do?

[bart-says-so]

i dimt do andgying !!! :(

[greaterthansuperman]

Dude, you only spelled 1 word right in the sentence, and it's not the one with 1 letter. Either you're moving too fast and about to break another phone, or you already did something

[bart-says-so]

Shudtyip imdine okdy

nd imoyt gondt brejk andother phon gounf fazt bcud i cnt evnt gr fafte rightd niw

[greaterthansuperman]

Uegm..

Yoi sl coop.. domp gi vald.

@bart-says-so

1) I'M NOT GOING FUCKING BALD YOU JACKASS

2) You good, man? You don't sound too good

[bart-says-so]

don yel atmde im sofry ..!!!!

imgdou yef

[greaterthansuperman]

Uh huh, what'cha do?

[bart-says-so]

i dimt do andgying !!! :(

[greaterthansuperman]

Uegm..

Yoi sl coop.. domp gi vald.

@bart-says-so

1) I'M NOT GOING FUCKING BALD YOU JACKASS

2) You good, man? You don't sound too good

[bart-says-so]

don yel atmde im sofry ..!!!!

imgdou yef

[sharksandjays]

Bart also says FUCK ICE!!!!

[bart-says-so]

AWFSLDMMS EW YUCKIE !!

[lildickiebird]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII want nachos

[bart-says-so]

me too 😔🙏🙏

[lildickiebird]

Wally and I are taking Lian to get some, you can join if you want?

[bart-says-so]

Yes !!!!!

[lildickiebird]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII want nachos

[bart-says-so]

me too 😔🙏🙏

[bart-says-so]

I named my chinchilla Timothy 😔😔😔

Hmm the concept of Timothy being a bad name only applies to Timothy Drake-Wayne.

[timblrdrake]

sometimes i think i have it rough and then remember that at least i wasn’t named bart

[bart-says-so]

SHUT UP TIMOTHY 😭😭😭 WHO EVEN NAMES THEIR KID TIMOTHY 🚫🚫🚫🚫

[timblrdrake]

don’t act like Timothy is remotely as bad as BARTHOLOMEW HENRY ALLEN II

[bart-says-so]

ITS SOPHISTICATED. YOU JUST SOUND OLD. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏

[timblrdrake]

sometimes i think i have it rough and then remember that at least i wasn’t named bart

[bart-says-so]

SHUT UP TIMOTHY 😭😭😭 WHO EVEN NAMES THEIR KID TIMOTHY 🚫🚫🚫🚫

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“bugs are more scared of you than you are of it!!” THEN WHY IS IT FLYING AT ME AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR IM SO SCARED PLEASE GO AWAY BUGGY I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lildickiebird]

Sooooooo hungry rn but Garth's asleep in my lap and I can't just. MOVE my beloved but also I don't wanna get crumbs in his gorgeous hair so I'm gonna die actually I think

[bart-says-so]

Hmmm what if you put a towel over his hair and I bring you snacks so you don’t have to get up?

[lildickiebird]

Hmmmmm that could work 🤔

[bart-says-so]

alright !!! What snacks would I bring???

[lildickiebird]

Sooooooo hungry rn but Garth's asleep in my lap and I can't just. MOVE my beloved but also I don't wanna get crumbs in his gorgeous hair so I'm gonna die actually I think

[bart-says-so]

Hmmm what if you put a towel over his hair and I bring you snacks so you don’t have to get up?

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Bart just ran to me to bite me and drop off a chocolate bar????? ????? Hi I guess??????

[bart-says-so]

Hi !!!!!! Don’t worry about th bite, it’s like saying hi!!!

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Yeah I figured. Hiiii. :) next time you can stay for a hug. If you want

[bart-says-so]

alright, I will !! :))

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Bart just ran to me to bite me and drop off a chocolate bar????? ????? Hi I guess??????

[bart-says-so]

Hi !!!!!! Don’t worry about th bite, it’s like saying hi!!!