jane farrar is a lesbian

you cant change my mind

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

[evilvillain123456789]

Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.

[guooey]

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

[bartibaeus]

bartimaeus

[lejay-the-impossible]

I tried to Bart—

[jowellshe]

【The Bartimaeus Trilogy】 -  The Youngest Minister John Mandrake(& Rebecca Piper)

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[wizardpotions]

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

[thewowsignal2026]

hey does anyone in the bartseq fandom want the url johnmandrakes

[ancientorigins]

Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.

[cryptid-stimming]

x

[hopeysl-deactivated20201028]

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Calcifer’s cousin

[bartibaeus]

Let Bartimaeus Say Fuck

[bart-mush]

ガーゴイルバーティとラブレースとアンダーウッド師匠

Bart as a Gargoyle, Lovelace and Arthur Underwood

[bartibaeus]

underrated bart moment is near the end of golems eye when hes staking out the hyrnek house by hiding in a bush in the guise of an ugly crow and letting off a Stench so no other crows try to talk to him

[escarlatafox]

Bartimaeus in his pigeon disguise being accosted by the amorous pigeon