well well well how the turntables

hi i'm marge and im perpetually joining fandoms that probably dont want me lol

[unfollowfriday]

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

[jamexmcavoy-deactivated20150919]

[shimmerthighs]

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Rest in Peace to the nine victims of the Charleston Shooting.

[alexisjustbeknowin]

Rest in peace Sharonda Coleman-Singleton.

Rest in peace Reverend Clementa Pinckney.

Rest in peace Cynthia Hurd.

Rest in peace Tywanza Sanders.

Rest in peace Myra Thompson.

Rest in peace Ethel Lee Lance.

Rest in peace Daniel L. Simmons.

Rest in peace Reverend Depayne Middleton-Doctor.

Rest in peace Susie Jackson.

Prayers and condolences to our brothers and sisters and family in Charleston.

[cobie-smulders]

[toshio]

[mirnah]

Vanity Fair’s July 2015 cover shot by Annie Leibovitz features the first photo of Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as Bruce.

[bartowsky]

Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫

Me: What does that mean?

Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩

Me: Thanks

[bartowsky]

Me:I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation

Me:*sees OTP in angsty situation*

Me:I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible

[bartowsky]

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[deeplyindisney]

[whythehealthnot]

I need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.

[chandlerbings]

[bartowsky]

Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[schmidtkimmy-deactivated2015061]

I was trying to have fun and then I made everything weird, ‘cause I’m weird.

[rottentomatoes]

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Season 1) - Certified Fresh at 94%

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

For the purpose of this field diary, let’s just call him Harvard Hottie.