[Insert cool name here]

Have a nice day! Unless you've made other plans. ((Markie, She/Her))

[neverwonderneverremember]

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[kaijuno]

I NEED HELP TO PREVENT HOMELESSNESS

I’m really fucking scared. The court date for eviction is the 20th. My power is about to be shut off during the worst heat wave in years. I have nowhere to go. I don’t know what to do with my cat. I don’t even have a car to live out of. I’m gonna be on the streets in 100 degree weather and no way to get to a cooling center.

I’m so so scared. I need help. Please please if you can, help

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

[kaijuno]

PLEASE HELP

I really need some help. I haven’t eaten in about two days. I have no food and no money and I’m really starting to panic because my blood sugar is really low. I’m shaky and weak, I feel like I’m about to pass out. It’s hard for me to walk because my muscles don’t wanna work. I don’t have health insurance so I can’t afford to go to the hospital. Please please please help me get some food if you can, please.

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

[kaijuno]

I’m so sick of everything. I’m so sick of living meal to meal and when I miss one because I can’t afford food, it puts me in the danger zone because my blood sugar will drop and I have nowhere to go or no way to get there if I do need help and I’m so fucking sick of it. My landlords are parasites that are nickel and diming me to death and I can’t afford a lawyer for all the ADA violations they’ve got going on and I’m just so sick of it. I hope if they find my dead body in this apartment it triggers SOME sort of investigation because I can’t fucking take this anymore and I can’t take them getting away with everything and laughing about it because I’m too poor for legal action

[basebalgirl70]

!!ATTENTION STARBOMB FANS!!

Unfortunately I can no longer attend the Chicago show for the Starbomb Tour T^T

I would like to sell them sooner rather wait till October, and I am able to transfer them via email. I originally got them for $130 but I am willing to go lower. I accept P@ypal/C@shapp/Venm0 so whatever works best for you!! My inbox is open 💜 thank you

[shiftythrifting]

Wyandotte, MI

[segamascott]

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

[thathomestar]

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

[touga-party-deactivated20161223]

hell yea they do

[pulmonary-poultry]

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”

[darkenedyeastextract]

Junji Ito is the funniest motherfucker alive

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[yes-asil]

Do you guys ever think about how sleep-deprived Stan was to keep up with his Mr. Mystery work by day and portal work at night and considered that the twin's mannerisms sometimes overlapped Ford so hard it must have freaked him out and also that he wasn't sure if his brother was alive on the other side?

Because I think about it all the time, still

[scorpionlafemme]

[fairycosmos]

drugs. alcohol. smoking. they gotta make a secret fourth thing i can do every day with no consequences

[fairycosmos]