im not a fucking cat

im swear to god

[basedbelladonna]

thats right

TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

[basedbelladonna]

The real reason why you left the white fang is that Adam forgot to make you tuna on your birthday

50% trueThe White Fangs' insurance sucks tbh

[basedbelladonna]

girls dont want sun wukong, girls want to destroy a secret faction that is aiming to hurt a lot of people and maybe get a nap in afterwards

[magicalgirlpanda]

or girls want to desperately find a boy they drew a ton in their notebook that they’re loosing sleep over

[basedbelladonna]

Nah fuck him too

[basedbelladonna]

girls dont want sun wukong, girls want to destroy a secret faction that is aiming to hurt a lot of people and maybe get a nap in afterwards

[basedbelladonna]

i would henceforth like to be known as Blake 'The Walking Fashion Disaster' Belladonna

[basedbelladonna]

can someone explain to jaune and sun what the word SECRET FUCKING MEANS

[blangyouredead]

cinder in beacon more like

[basedbelladonna]

*smacks the laser pointer out of ur hand* get that shit out of my face asshole

[basedbelladonna]

when ppl think ur reading but ur rly just writing down everyones

Ｅ̞̫̗̤̽͒̃͌̾̒͒Ｔͩͥ̍͆Ｅ̗̪̲͛͑͗̎ͩＲ̖̫̠̬̗̟̦͗͌͌͋̈́͒͂Ｎ̔̐̏Ａ̣̫̬̤̱̱̪͋̍Ｌ̗̼͓͚̲͓̊ͦ̓͂ͦ͐ ͔͖͉̩̗̦̹Ｄ̖̉̽Ａ͍͙̗̉͂̄Ｍ̜̙̱̝̰͙̻̃̓́̔Ｎͥ̆̾̋ͅＡＴ̜͈̩̪ͮ͛Ｉ̙̮̞͍̍̅Ｏ̺̰͕͛̊̃ͯͬͦ̋Ｎͤͦ͆͋̄͊

[basedbelladonna]

so what the fuck was that on the train the other day? you left me there with all those robots!

catnip. i couldnt let you have any. not even sorry

[basedbelladonna]

(basedpenny) <3

<33

[basedbelladonna]

.

[basedcinderhasmoved]

basedbelladonna

You do realize that if people are right about you being my daughter, you owe me like 17 years of Mother’s day gifts

[basedbelladonna]

what's that? is that 17 years of child support not currently in my bank account?

[basedbelladonna]

just as a note, you guys, i feel there are quite a few people who are missing the point of what based blogs are and im feeling very uncomfortable with the overly sexual things that have resulted from these people and i am getting close to regretting doing this because of it. i did not know this would fucking explode after like two or three days of having this account and if i would have known that some of the things ive seen was going to happen, i for fucking sure would have given this a second thought. i do not want to name names, but if you think this applies to you, then it does. please tone it down. i made this to have fun and joke around, not feel uncomfortable because some people decided to jump on the bandwagon and take it to unnecessary extremes and not understand that humor behind the based blogs. i hope that im not coming across as like... holier than thou, that's definitely not my intention, i just want to come back to this blog, make stupid posts, and not be afraid of seeing things on my dashboard or activity of people using my stuff to make overly crude jokes and posts. please tone it down. that's all i ask.

[basedbelladonna]

Stop making noises in your room you cat piece of shit

ill do what the fuck i want 

[basedsun]

Ozpin don’t be jealous you can’t get any pussy

[based-neptune]

Come on, Sun, don’t forget you haven’t gotten that pussy’s pussy either.

[basedsun]

Says you. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. You should know that ;)

[basedbelladonna]

sun dont even start you smacked your head on the window sill and had to sit one out

[basedbelladonna]

((the only characters i can think of that aren't taken yet are junior, miltia, and melanie))

holy shit a talking bear

[basedbelladonna]

What characters are left for the base blogs I wanna get in on this!

yo man idk theyre all popping up left and right i cant keep track of them and i am scared