Quit Monkeying Around

Based Based Based Based

[based-ruby]

"I didn’t mean to accidentally walk in on you while you were NECROPHILIA."

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

Sun wukong more like suck wudong

#sickbearburns

[basedsun]

i do got the big wudong

[buldrokkastee]

Yes hello can you please teach i, an ursa to become a fight school student like all of the human children

How do I put this delicately…

Wow no.

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

But then how can i, an ursa learn to protect the world from evil

[buldrokkastee]

You sir, are a bear.

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

Ursa is a good bear though, and only wants to help good human persons do good things

To prove it, ursa can even start only eating the humans that are not fight school students

[buldrokkastee]

I’m going to start stabbing you now.

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

Ursa thinks now is a good time to seek enrollment somewhere else

[basedsun]

Chill out Ozpin, let the bear in.

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

Ursa started to make cookie dough

Ursa got distracted and ate five cups of brown sugar

Do not judge ursa

[basedvelvet-blog]

BRWON scugh ar?? wh y nOt White!!!

[basedursa-deactivated20141206]

Do not judge ursa

[theofficialoobleck-blog]

//Part of me wants to start a based rwbies skype group…

[specs-mcfucks]

//that is a perfect idea

[basedsun]

/yes perfect do it

[badideasbadideas]

The struggle is real.

[thebrownskingirl-blog]

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

[blackturtleneckgirl-deactivated]

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

[basedemerald]

I played CAH with Roman and Mercury once and Roman started crying because of a blank card

It said “getting your ass kicked by a 5-year-old”

[based-oscarpine]

i bet basedursa cries on how i kicked its ass

[basedsun]

You have no room to talk, your girlfriend won that for you

[ripbasedweiss]

but who would win if the green blur and ruby had a race

[based-ruby]

i would lose, i know that much

[theofficialoobleck-blog]

ur damn right

[basedsun]

ruby would have a chance if you gave her a plate of cookies

[ripbasedweiss]

she probably still has enough crumbs left in her bra to sustain her actually

[basedsun]

weiss don't lie you love her obsession with cookies

[ripbasedweiss]

but who would win if the green blur and ruby had a race

[based-ruby]

i would lose, i know that much

[theofficialoobleck-blog]

ur damn right

[basedsun]

ruby would have a chance if you gave her a plate of cookies

[basedmelanie]

At least I’m not a no-show right? I have more screen time than half of Sun’s Team.

[basedsun]

But you had an entire season to show up, half my team made it in the first episode, with many more to come.

[basedbelladonna]

Stop making noises in your room you cat piece of shit

ill do what the fuck i want 

[basedsun]

Ozpin don’t be jealous you can’t get any pussy

[based-neptune]

Come on, Sun, don’t forget you haven’t gotten that pussy’s pussy either.

[basedsun]

Says you. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. You should know that ;)

[basedbelladonna]

sun dont even start you smacked your head on the window sill and had to sit one out

[basedsun]

shhhhhh we agreed not to talk about that

[basedemerald]

(I would just like to say:

If any of the stuff I have posted has offended anyone, please, by all means, tell me.

I will take it down. I can’t if you don’t tell me. I can’t read minds, remember.)

[basedlieren]

can you share the weedz

…depends

what do u share with me

[based-ruby]

i’ll share your first born with you

[basedlieren]

no

[based-ruby]

gimme your fricking weed you stoner poodle puff

[basedlieren]

not with that sassy mouth

[basedsun]

Ren if you hook me up with week I'll let you eat pot brownies off my abs

[ripbasedweiss]

im not perfect! lol jk have you even seen me

[basedvelvet-blog]

i have seen you and i can honestly agree with your original statement

[basedsun]

I second that

[basedxiaolong-blog]

Fun fact: Melanie and Miltia aren’t as pretty as Ruby and Weiss so that’s why they copied their color schemes

[ripbasedweiss]

*steps on u* ew now my shoe is dirty /:

[basedmelanie]

Good, you needed a new pair, those were ugly anyway.

[ripbasedweiss]

lol at least they’ll carry me for more than 2 mins in a fight