Based God Con Don

Connor / 31 / he/him / WA

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[dreamy-xo]

seducing them with my :3

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[generaljenobi]

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[meatpuppit]

the weed vape pen really changed the entire fucking game forever. 

[meatpuppit]

like ok im gonna go consume more thc than a lid of weed in 1978 while using the bathroom at my job. 

[catsofyore]

A magnificent specimen! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[ghostfails]

[plasmalogical]

sentence that makes you burst into tears

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[dogpuppy]

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it