Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn
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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn
feeling attacked but none of this is wrong
does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”
okay look i’m from england and like, whatever colour, favour, that’s my right but
this is so unnecessary. fuck you British English. you suck
plœæsœ mouthœr, mæy I havœ soumœ porridgœ four suppær?
The Back and Spine
Good DM Dan.
The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculous…
Good DM Dan is a fucking scholar and saint.
Goals
Broccoli causes husky malfunction.
D&D Character Questionnaire Generator!
Don’t pick a class or race yet. Save that for the end! Trust me on this one!
Q1. You’ve inherited something (2d6) 2. An article of clothing 3-4. An estate 5-9. A nickname 10-11. An article of jewellery 12. An enchantment What is it, and why is it important?
Q2. You grew up (2d6 - doubles means the opposite) 2-3. Moving from place to place 4-5. Around lots of different people 6-8. Around animals 9-10. Without much sun exposure 11-12. Largely unsupervised Elaborate!
Q3. Your family is (2d6 - doubles means you haven’t seen them for a long time) 2-3. Extremely impoverished 4-5. Lower class 6-8. Middle class 9-10. Upper class 11-12. Extraordinarily wealthy How did they get that way?
Q4. Your parent (or parental figure) has a quirk that bugs the hell out of you, and you are committed to NOT adopting it (1d6) 1. The way they treat certain people 2. A fashion choice 3. The way they eat or what they eat 4. Their housekeeping 5. Their philosophical beliefs 6. The way they talk Elaborate!
Q5. Those who know you would describe your greatest asset as (2d6 - a 1 on either die means it’s your greatest flaw; a six means you wish it were your greatest asset) 1-3. Intuition 4-5. Adaptability 6-7. Strength 8-9. Charisma 10-12. Wealth Elaborate! How has this affected how you live your life?
Q6. One more vague “tidbit!” (roll 3d6 - if the dice land in a sort of a line shape, you are ashamed of this tidbit; if they are in a triangle shape, you feel like you should be proud of it, but don’t really care either way) 3. You remind me of the babe 4-6. Strange heritage 7-8. Servitude 9. They want you 10. You should have known better 11. Someone like you 12. Child 13-14. Resurrection 15-17. Go West 18. Losing my religion
Don’t like these character traits? No problem! In that case, this is actually who your character WISHES they were! They exhibit the exact opposite of all of these traits, except for Q (1d6), which is TOTALLY true, even though they HATE to admit it.
Now. Based on all of this, I think you’re ready to pick a class and race.
Did you choose your own class? Or was it chosen for you by a parent, or the government? Did you ever consider a different path? Did you try to follow in the footsteps of those who raised you? Or did you strike out, hoping to experience the things you never saw as a child?
How has your race affected you? Are your people loved and respected? Feared and mistrusted? Scorned? Ignored? Idolized? Fetishized? Do you live where you do now because of the way your people are treated here? Or do you hope to leave someday and find someplace you feel you might fit in better?
You’ve got it from here, champ ;D
*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*
As a healer: this will work
I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.
Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating. It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.
I… I… oh…
It is easier to deal with not completing something because you didn’t try to do it than to deal with trying to do it and failing to do it perfectly
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature
He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-
me:
them: h….holy shit….
blessed image
*screaming* I need to catch up on welcome to nightvale dammit
so many ppl have reblogged this saying they haven’t been up to date or they stopped listening but they’re still super pumped and happy about this. and i just feel like the bearer of great news. like “knock knock” i heard you once listened to night vale, here’s an important update. even though you’ve moved on im glad you still care
thegoldenlocks:
my favorite cr moment of all time will always be, “you know i heard most of these stories… from my mother, sybil.” i mean just watching sam’s facial expressions as he realizes the thing was a wild trip.
like imagine screwing things up this bad
“you did it…”
trying to get your story together like:
Explaining your story to a willing ear:
New Blog Giveaway!
Welcome to the Dungeon Master’s Consortium, a new blog for D&D players both new and seasoned! The goal of this blog is primarily to help out new Dungeon Masters, and to encourage people to become a DM, but I’ll also provide resources for players, and answer questions about DM’ing and playing alike!
To celebrate the new blog, I’m doing a giveaway!
To win, the rules are pretty easy!
No giveaway blogs!
You must be following DungeonMastersConsortium!
Just reblog the post! (Multiple reblogs will count, but please, just one per day.)
The prizes are as follows:
First place: A copy of the Player’s Handbook or Dungeon Master’s Guide and a set of dice!
Second place: A copy of The Rise of Tiamat, (a published adventure,) and a set of dice!
Third place: A set of dice!
That’s it! I’ll select the winners in a month! (January 6th)
Thanks for following, and I hope to be able to provide plenty of assistance!