hit that shit slimer

lynx | 22

[sentada]

Hoes

[tim-official]

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

[kaijuno]

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

I saw Mohg at the park throwing marbles very hard at peoples dogs

[adonischildsupportcase]

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Munchlax line

[kalichnikov]

[girlmostlikely]

[girlmostlikely]

[phlebotomies]

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

[phlebotomies]

i'm gonna thrup

[somerandomdudelmao]

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

[thepartyponies]

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

night time my time

[justwanttosayiamheretostay]

These all feel like they were taken the exact same night at the exact same moment

[deep-state-partisan]

[oneheadtoanother]

[porcelain-rob0t]

miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

[porcelain-rob0t]

you cannot be a "tortured artist" if you are ultrawealthy, true tortured artists live paycheck to paycheck at a garbage job they hate

[the-faggomancer-deactivated2025]

The only things shes torturing are retail workers and the environment

[paint-splatt]

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

[shadow-von-vamp]

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine