Bill Coventry

I Am Bill Coventry. The Bashful, Intelligent, Loving, Liar... BILL.

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At the mention of Felix, he recoiled. “How dare you speak ill of the dead! And that creepy blond is gone now anyway. So….just….you drop dead! As if anyone would miss you!”

“No….apparently your fucking Dad never taught you any fucking manners. And its ALEC.”

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“HE’S NOT DEAD! HE LEFT ME! THE SON OF A BITCH LEFT! I wish I never met him, I wish we never fell in love, AND I wish the next man he fucks drops dead!!!” Bill yelled bumping his chest with Alec to keep from punching him. “I’m fucking perfect! Everyone miss me when I’m gone. But pussy ass nephilims, like you, always make warlocks fall in love with them then leave. No wonder Magnus left you first! See! Even the blonde left!”

“Don’t talk about me or my daddy as if you fucking know us!”

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[the-caleb-matheson]

“That right? Well then….Bill. It would appear your absence from the Velvet Room has been noticed. I suggest you come back and show your fans some love.”

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“I’m not an employee... I did it just to piss Thomas, Kol, and Damon off. They’re not there so I have no competition.”

[ahuntingheart]

“Sorry” Nixie sighed “Clearly I’m not normal. I do apologise for being so emotionless.” She shrugged “Nothing important.” 

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“Shut up, Nix.... That was me joking again. We really need to work on that.”

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[amoderndayknight]

Lance stared back at Bill and waited a moment before calmly replying “If I slouch I fear I may fall asleep and that would be a terribly rude thing to do, wouldn’t you agree?” 

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“Don’t worry. If you need your sleepy your presents is enough.” 

[ahuntingheart]

“Bill” She said out of surprise as she realised who was in front of her and just how deep in thought she must have been not to notice his presence sooner. “What?” She gave him a frown “I am not in love with you.” She told him “And I’m not stalking you either!”

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“Wound a wounded heart? How heartless of you, sweetie. A normal girl would have at least blushed...” Bill grasped his chest and pouted. “Then what were you thinking so hard about?”

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[amoderndayknight]

He gave a nod of thanks and half sank into the chair. “Lance will do fine” He replied, sitting far enough back in the chair so that he sat up straight. “And you’re Bill if I am correct.”

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“Are you comfortable? Or is it a English thing?” Bill shook his head and extended his arm across the table to poke Lancelot. “Correct, Lance. Relax... Or do you need aid in a traditional pulling of the stick from thee bottom?”

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Alec crossed his arms. “Excuse me? Well….warlocks aren’t my favorite people right now either….though I would be interested to know what exactly we did to offend you so greatly?”

“Because I asked you.”

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“But you come to a house currently full of seven warlocks and a vampire? Right... You’re an idiot. You’re whole kind are idiots. You, Felix, the creepy blonde, Valentine! Drop dead before I take it into my own hands to make sure it actually happens.”

“Bitch, you’re not my fucking dad! Or my mom for that matter. Back the fuck off, Alexander!”

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[the-caleb-matheson]

“T’sup?”

“Remember me, Billy?”

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“Nothing but clouds...”

“Wrong person, Caleb. Billy is somewhere with my dad.” He replied hating the nickname Billy.

[ahuntingheart]

Leaving the coffee shop Nixie was in a world of her own, that was until she almost walked into someone anyway. “Oh! Sorry”

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“Sure you are, Nix.” Bill mumbled dusting off imaginary dirt from his shoulders. “We both know that you’re in love with me, thus are following me around.”

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[amoderndayknight]

“I said long time no see. May I sit?” He asked, indicating the seat across from him

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“Sure.” Bill nodded while closing his book, the five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom, and taking off his reading glasses. “Lancelot, right?”

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“Wow….someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.”

“I’m looking for your Dad…is he here?”

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“Nephilim’s aren’t my favorite people right now... So, I want nothing more then for you and your kind to drop dead. Oh... Wait... I forgot we do have a necromancer here...”

“He’s here. He’s there. He’s everywhere. Why?”

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“Cat got your tongue?”

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“How fucking original...”

“What is it you want, twinky.”

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“What?”

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“....”

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@ The Velvet Room Bar

[ahuntingheart]

“What are friends for” She replied with a shrug that came with the slightest hint of a smile. “Good, cause if you’d done it again I definitely would have been forced to take action.”

[bashful-intelligent-loving-liar]

“Forced to take action? What could little old you do to little old me? Bite me? Infected me with your poison?”

[not-just-a-nephilim]

Hi...

[not-just-a-nephilim]

Mark frowned at the intoxicated warlock. “Felix? As in Felix Starkweather?” 

He rolled his eyes. “Oh…you simple minded fool. Felix is dead. Valentine murdered him on the roof of the Institute. But clearly….speak ill of the dead. That won’t back fire on you.”

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“What?” Bill stopped dead in his tracks before rounding on the nephilim. Drawing his hand back punched the slick mouth blonde in the face. “He’s not dead! I save him from Valentine! Next time I hear you speak of my fucking ex boyfriend like that I summon Valentine myself and have him kill everyone you care about, you son of a bitch!”

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@ The Velvet Room Bar

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“If I find any kind of bodily fluids in my drink I’m burning this bitch down to the ground.” She shot a glare at the waitress before she was slooking back to her brother. “Will you stop that. You’re going to make me cut you off from the drinking or something.”

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“Try! I dare you to.... I know things you don’t want daddy dearest finding out...”