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reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash

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this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds

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it’s the babadook’s chill cousin; the jeandeine

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Sadness expressions of the Zodiac Signs

Aries : Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy

Taurus : Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage

Gemini : Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems ‘elsewhere’; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while

Cancer : Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them

Leo : Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred

Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional Libra : General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them ‘trying’ to be happy and keep composed

Scorpio : Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of ‘me against the world’.

Sagittarius : Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future

Capricorn : Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and ‘overly alert’, hyper vigilant, force themselves to ‘go through the motions’, nothing impresses them

Aquarius : Uneasy, harder to ‘reach’; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distracted

Pisces : Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel ‘all at once’, nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events

More Fun Zodiac Facts Here

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The Signs Of Falling/Being in Love

Aries: Appetite Loss - All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope.

Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your responsibilities. Your thoughts and actions become devoted to your love interest.

Gemini: Fresh Complexion - You feel different and it shows. Others might catch you smiling or blushing for no apparent reasons.

Cancer: You Think of that Person as Perfect - You project your idea of the perfect one onto them and you overlook their weaknesses or flaws.

Leo: You Upgrade Your Looks - You care more about how you dress or look. You may start thinking of the small things that you can do to make yourself look better for them.

Virgo: You Daydream - You begin thinking about the future with this person. Your imagination creates vivid scenarios of romantic getaways, cozy chats, exciting adventures, and feel-good moments.

Libra: You Build an Addiction - You always want to communicate with them and when they don’t communicate back, you start to worry. You spend most of your time analyzing every word and punctuation mark in each conversation to make sure that they’re interested and committed.

Scorpio: You feel better about life - You begin to wonder where this person has been all your life, and why the two of you never found each other sooner. All of life’s disappointments, frustrations and losses will not compare anymore.

Sagittarius: You Get Jealous Easily- You hate it when other people talk to them and you hate it when other people spend time with them. You miss them when they are not around and become irritated.

Capricorn: You Find Their Quirks Cute, not Annoying - You don’t really mind their bad habits, but in fact find them attractive.

Aquarius: You Talk About Them - You secretly tell your friends about them and become excited for your friends or family to meet them.

Pisces: You Support them- You find yourself standing up for them when others are against them. You try to become useful to them and help them where ever possible.

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Jared Leto: 8.5 inches

Why: While he may be playing the Joker, his play thing is no joke. I’ll leto him preggo my eggo.

The signs as shit my brother has said.

Aries: Adults use spoons instead of hands.

Taurus: Don't look at your hotdog while its in the microwave or it gives you cancer.

Gemini: *punching his wall* I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO RELAX.

Cancer: I would rather kick MY OWN ASS than watch you try to read My Immortal again.

Leo: *At family dinner* (wake me up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE.

Virgo: my room is cleaner, therefore mom loves me more.

Libra: *playing GTA* MOM, MOM I KILLED A MAN TODAY.

Scorpio: I can and will set you on fire with a sandwich.

Sagittarius: did you see that one episode of family feud where snoop dog said pie in the horse?

Capricorn: *punches self in the face* *curls up on the ground* government...

Aquarius: one day you're going to meet an alien and instead of dating it like you think you will, it's going to incinerate you for fuel.

Pisces: fuck you I'm the fish and I will slap a bitch like one.

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Fight Alone, Alone I Fight

Aries: everyday I fight alone, I fight alone, I fight Taurus: every night I fight alone, in my dreams, I fight Gemini: I fight alone, until I’m gone, until I’m gone, thats right Cancer: inside my walls the biggest fight, the bigest fight that no one hears outside Leo: I fight alone, my friends are gone, its only me and me Virgo: I’m fighting back another strike, I’m starting now to bleed Libra: I fight alone, I cry alone, I fight until I cough Scorpio: I fight until I start to laugh, don’t see a thing, this place is dark Sagittarius: I fight myself inside these walls, outside the freedom calls. No matter how much I will run I’ll never get outside these doors Capricorn: everyday I fight alone, I fight alone, my tears are gone, I fight myself and start to think I’m fighting just a ghost Aquarius: I fight myself the scarriest enemy that I have seen, it comes to me I see my eyes they burn of anger about me Pisces: I fight alone, I fight myself until I kill and everything again is real. so who I am, am I not real?

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the signs as stuff my grandparents said today

"smells like burnt toast here": Capricorn, Virgo, Sagittarius

"I like your shoes. they look fast": Aries, Scorpio, Gemini

"hi, biscus!" (to a flower):

Taurus, Libra, Pisces

*pulls horse radish out of pocket*:

Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

thewhiteandblackbox

These bodies are wearing my best friends faces but their souls are strangers to me

I feel lost among those whom I love // thewhiteandblackbox (via thewhiteandblackbox)

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(“don’t wait up mom and dad…i might not make it home tonight”)

Honestly how I feel right about now…

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concept: actually being happy that I’m alive

Me: I'm going to get better, I'm going to start eating and sleeping well, doing more exercise, focusing on school, going out more, and loving myself 24/7

Me, 5 minutes later: death??? dying??? sign me the fuck up