Miscellaneous (Text) Messages Starter Sentences!
"I never want to see you again."
"It's not going to work out."
"You left your underwear at my place."
"Don't think I didn't see you with him/her/them!"
"I just didn't think it would be that small."
"Don't you dare put this on Facebook."
"I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat."
"Where even are you right now?"
"I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit."
"Yes, I'm dumping you via text, get over it."
"Why would you send me a picture like that?!"
"You said you'd be right back and it's been months."
"Can't we talk about this face to face?"
"I can't believe you would tell me that over text!"
"You use way too many emojis."
"Fuck that, and fuck you, you're blocked."
"Can you come and pick me up?"
"I've been sitting here for hours waiting for you."
"Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?"
"Your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner told me to tell you that it's over."
"You have the wrong number."
"Now's as good at time as any to exchange nudes."
"I think I'm going to have to cancel our plans."
"The last time you messaged me was two years ago."
"What do you want this time, ______?"
"Are you cat-fishing me?"
"Call me, I can't do this over text."
"I don't know what half that slang means."
"You look different from your profile pic."
"I regret swiping right on you."
"That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you."
"I think you sent me that by accident."
"Everyone lies on their dating profiles."
"What did we do last night?"
"You're not as a hot as you think."
"I wanted a picture of your (body part), not your (pet)."
"Are you ignoring my messages?"
"Come on, ______, pick up the phone!"
"Why did you delete all your social media?"
"Stop texting me and get some help."
"Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?"
"I write you five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is 'k'?!"
"Who would dare to lie on the internet?"
"I think it's about time we video chatted."
"When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet."
"My girlfriend/boyfriend/partner just kicked me out, can I come and stay with you?"