☆ ~Blonde Man Enjoyer~ ☆

Currently One piece obsessed Sanji realest <3

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I think that if Brook is allowed to keep his afro despite being a literal skeleton then he should also be able to keep his bush as well. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[yourlovelydae-art]

today's silly doodle: another beautiful meme from here!

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sweet loverboy❤️❤️ - solo version👆

silly boy❤️

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Goose dad 🪿 and his swan kiddo 🦢

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Sanji’s hands may be his treasures but Zoro definitely has a thing for Sanji’s feet. He enjoys taking care of them, they’re Sanji’s weapons and they deserve to be treat with care.

Imagine Zoro buying special massage creams which claim to soften calluses, trimming his nails, and placing a soft kiss on Sanji’s ankle before slipping his silk socks and dress shoes back on.

The attention leaves Sanji a gooey mess, he’s never felt so adored.

Furthermore, Zoro creates an after battle foot care routine which includes him cleaning the blood from Sanji’s feet, massaging the joints, and applying ointment to any bruises.

Zoro treating Sanji’s feet so tenderly just to turn around and call Sanji himself a dumbass (which earns him a kick to the face by a pampered foot).

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Sanji who is so deeply touch starved that he just melts into any form of human contact. Having spent his formative years subjected to the violence of Germa before escaping and living amongst the gruffness of the Baratie, his body has never really known peace. Sure he had the pockets of warmth from his mother but that light faded out many years ago and Zeff isn’t exactly known for his acts of physical affection that don’t end in a whack to the head.

So Sanji, who doesn’t even realise he’s starved for more than just food, chasing after the fleeting moments of physicality with his crew mates. Hoping that when Luffy grabs him for something that he holds onto him for just a moment longer; savouring the feeling of Nami and Robin’s fingers brushing his own when he passes them a handcrafted cocktail; letting Usopp cling to his suit jacked when he’s scared, hoping to feel his body heat seep through the fabric; being more compliant when Chopper uses his hooves to check his pulse or press his bruises; even briefly sharing moments of contact with Franky, Jinbe, and Brooke.

More than anything though, Sanji chases the feeling of steel bruising his skin, searching for a way to feel Zoro through his blades. Desperately clinging to those aching pains which he presses into when he’s feeling surrounded and yet so alone.

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I’m still learning but I am working on improving my tag etiquette ! I’m sorry if y’all saw something you didn’t want to see

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Inspired by this twitter post: https://x.com/ohANM96Ov5a32IL/status/2047178681345601973

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Nice guard dog you got there :)

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Flexible Sanji is so good, nothing quite like a leggy blonde that you can fold like origami.

I can imagine him having a whole stretching/yoga routing he likes to do where he’s bending himself into all kinds of impossible positions and if he just so happens to be doing all of this in the eye-line of a certain mossy audience… well that’s just coincidental ;)

Zosan joint meditation and yoga practice that quickly dissolves into an intense session of ‘cardio’ as soon as Sanji goes for a downward dog.

[biouxp]

Sanji stretching for anatomy practice 🤭 (I might color and make a sticker for myself of the vertical split one heheh)

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Imagine Sanji seasoning Zoro's food with his own blood (period blood or nosebleed, I'm sure Zoro can tell which is which lmao)

Soft core cannibalism at its finest,

Sanji making dishes like black pudding but with his own blood as the main ingredient and you know Zoro is savouring every bite.

He’s a chef who puts his heart and soul (and blood) into everything he makes.

Chopper is quite concerned as to why Zoro’s food smells so much like Sanji but he’s quickly distracted with some ice cream and strawberry sauce

(Fun fact: locally to me, strawberry ice cream sauce is known as monkey’s blood)

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Important to note that Zoro can definitely taste changes in Sanji’s health and progression of his cycle through eating him out.

Zoro going to town down there making Sanji’s lose his mind when all of a sudden he pops back up and tells him he’s about to begin ovulating and that his pH levels are a little off.

When Sanji’s period does start though, Zoro’s down there drinking like he found the fountain of youth. There is no being on earth strong enough to pull him away from Sanji’s blood soaked pussy, it’s his alter and by god is he a devout worshiper.

Needless to say, he’s happiest when drinking from the source

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Imagine Sanji seasoning Zoro's food with his own blood (period blood or nosebleed, I'm sure Zoro can tell which is which lmao)

Soft core cannibalism at its finest,

Sanji making dishes like black pudding but with his own blood as the main ingredient and you know Zoro is savouring every bite.

He’s a chef who puts his heart and soul (and blood) into everything he makes.

Chopper is quite concerned as to why Zoro’s food smells so much like Sanji but he’s quickly distracted with some ice cream and strawberry sauce

(Fun fact: locally to me, strawberry ice cream sauce is known as monkey’s blood)

[basil-gawkings]

I fully believe that Sanji has the nastiest kink for Zoro’s sweat. Desperately sniffing his dirty clothes, watching the droplets run down his muscles when he’s working out, dreaming of licking the sweat off of those meaty pecs…

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I love seeing everyone’s tomodachi life posts cause it’s always their Zoro and Sanji miis moving at the speed of lesbian light to get together.

They will find each other in every universe

[lovemeonlytilthespring]

IT'S ZOSAN SATURDAY! ⚔🕒

Don't forget to fujo out!

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If I may propose a brainworm of my own:

During the time with Mihawk Zoro has been turned into a vampire. He doesn't realise it though as he only experiences a relatively minor increase of bloodlust compared to his normal state and he assumes the ritual was just a way to become stronger.

He doesn't realise something might be up until he's back with the crew and Sanji has a nosebleed and suddenly he finds himself in a very surprised cook's personal space, devouring his face.

This is canon (source: Mihawk told me)

Sanji getting a sanji-typical nosebleed and suddenly he’s got a massive mossy puppy dog lapping at his face.

The crew is bewildered but honestly it’s on par for typical grand line and sanji-zoro weirdness so they quickly move on.

Luffy also wants to try licking Sanji’s blood (don’t hide food from your Captain !)

Robin and Brook are writing fics

Nami’s charging interest every time she has to see their grossness

Usopp hasn’t taken of his string of garlic cloves for a week straight, much to Sanji’s annoyance

Choppers just glad that they’ve found a cure for Zoro’s recent bout of anaemia although now Sanji is losing blood at an alarming rate

And Sanji is going to kill that mossy bastard for attacking him like that in public. However, later on he’s definitely squealing into his pillow at night like a giddy schoolgirl cause as we know cannibalism = the greatest act of love !

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You know that video going around of the goat and the cat head butting each other, well…

Goatji trying to piss of tiger!zoro by head butting him but instead tiger!Zoro is having the time of his life

(Internal thoughts)

Tiger!Zoro: stupid cook wants me so bad *gently nuzzles Goatji back*

Goatji: *absolutely furious* HES MOCKING ME!!! JUST FIGHT ME DAMMIT!!!